The Sweat Shop

Description: Sarri Not Sarri Black

Description: Sarri Not Sarri Bianconeri

Description: What Would Zlatan Do?

Description: Not That Sort of Player

Description: Man of the Match

Description: Deceptively Quick

Description: Consistently Inconsistent

Description: Future National Team Captain

Description: Only Scores Golazos

Description: Let's Pretend We Scored A Goal

Description: DO THE VAR

Description: Soccer's Coming Home

Description: Anti Anti Football Club

Description: False Nine

Description: Zonal Marking Never Works

Description: First Name On The Team Sheet

Description: What Is Va Va Voom?

Description: Put It In The Mixer

Description: Sarri Not Sarri

Description: Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Sh**

Description: Goals Are Overrated

Description: It's Called Soccer

Description: Midfield Maestro

Description: I Believe That We Will Win

Description: Born Offside

Description: Loosely translated as “Now look here, team-mate, I neither want nor trust you to play your way out of trouble. Please dispose of the ball as quickly and as far away as possible."

Description: Cultured Left Foot

Description: Group of Death