theturkishzoo

Description: buy this shirt to be the envy of nobody because we're all trapped indoors in an endless hell lmao

Description: Are you so angry you forget to type the E in 'very' when trying to express the amount of angry you currently are? Hell with anger management, just buy one of these! Now 87% guaranteed to not steal your bank information at night when you sleep!

Description: Have you ever been somewhere and find that complete strangers avoid you whenever they can? Have you ever stood at a bus stop on the sidewalk and had people stop dead in their tracks, turn around and walk the other way? It's probably because they think you're an axe murderer. Well, now they won't! You're welcome.

Description: 'Cause you know I'd buy a thousand shirts...

Description: Are you a ghost that died on the Oregon Trail in 1823 and now haunt the Earth? Let everyone know with this shirt!

Description: This plain shift with nothing on it is sure to amuse everyone ha ha ha p͏l̸e̵as̶e̶ hel̷͠҉p̸̵

Description: Did the CIA take a piece of your brain in 2006 and now you can only see in screams? Then you're in luck!