They Call Me Carg!

Description: What do you do with a big mess of peepee? You flush it! It's the safest, cleanest, most sanitary thing you can do for your country!

Description: For when you want everyone to know how you're feeling, but you don't want to talk about it.

Description: You're smart, but maybe not all that popular...

Description: Everybody wants to know! Don't they?

Description: For the women who run awesome games! You deserve to be recognized! (Also available with a white design)

Description: For the women who run awesome games! You deserve to be recognized! (Also available with a black design)

Description: Who would want one from this little cutie, right in the mouth?

Description: The description of every martial character's favorite spell.

Description: The battle cry of every martial type surrounded by casters!