thingsandthings

Description: Do you have the best dad bod ever? Show off your sash!

Description: Goes to you! Show off your sash with pride!

Description: Impossible!

Description: What else could they be for?

Description: Time to get paid!

Description: Been waiting on the day a zombie attack happens but instead, you have to deal with this rubbish virus?

Description: Is the look I'm going for!* *Can you even have too many tattoos?

Description: Nothing beats a gaming session!

Description: The years go so quick!

Description: Are we there yet?

Description: The end of it!

Description: Because 2021 can't come fast enough!

Description: I mean... can it get any worse?

Description: Tacos help keep me sane!

Description: 4 more years!

Description: Two trials zero guilt two terms zero doubt!

Description: Trump 2020 all the way

Description: Basically keep working until you die!

Description: Moderation is optional!

Description: And there is nothing you can do about it!

Description: Are you proud to follow in your momma's footsteps to become a registered nurse?

Description: Does being a police officer run in your blood?

Description: Are all of your family in law enforcement?

Description: Are a smoking hot dad that loves to smoke their meat on the BBQ?

Description: High-quality ingredients from the local farmers market that is!

Description: So I don't bite other people!

Description: Can I start biting yours?

Description: Are you a policeman proud to follow in your father's footsteps?

Description: Is the Arches National park your home away from home?

Description: Are the Smoky Mountains your Home Away From Home?

Description: Is Joshua Tree National Park your home away from home?

Description: Is the Grand Canyon National Park your home away from home?

Description: Are you busy doing nothing... nothing except for thinking of fishing?

Description: and my waistline... unfortunately!

Description: Tacos are a MUCH better idea than salad right?

Description: Controversial...