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I'm a service human to a rough coat collie. I enjoy gaming and doodling
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Drone Life Hoodie
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Description: oh to live the life of the drone would surely be akin to the over indulgence of rome; eat your fill, spread joy and procreate, and then off you go to the great honeycomb in the sky.

Tags: apiary, apis malifera, bee, beehive, beekeeping
The Mini Van Hoodie
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Description: once you graduate from the shicker, spocker, and rocker; all you have left to master is the mini van

Tags: bathroom humor, funny, humor, mini van, minivan
The Mini Van Hoodie
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Description: once you graduate from the shocker, spocker, and rocker; all you have left to master is the mini van

Tags: bathroom humor, funny, humor, mini van, minivan
rollover Hoodie
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Description: because you definitely deserve one after you roll your Jeep

Tags: 4x4, adventure, beer, drinking, jeep wrangler
Chaos Rampage Hoodie
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Description: show them that your kitty means business... by beating the snot out of anything around you!

Tags: cat, cats, eugenics, game, gamer
Skill: Blood Frenzy Hoodie
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Description: when you need a cat to wipe their team with the rest of the map on turn 1; this dear reader is the kitty for you!

Tags: blood frenzy, cat, cats, gamer, gaming
introverted, but wiling to discuss bees Hoodie
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Description: let them know that you're not antisocial, you'd just rather be beekeeping!

Tags: apis mellifera, bee, bee keeper, bee lover gift, bee pun
support your baby bats Hoodie

Description: whether we were a forgotten generation, or not, our baby bats are the future of the scene. let them know that you're willing to go the distance from a position love and understanding

Tags: alternative, baby bat, bat, cute animals, elder goth
bad ol putty tat Hoodie
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Description: sylvester had a bad day and found the joys of punk rock. now he's on the stoop with the rest of us

Tags: bugs bunny, cartoon, cartoons, daffy duck, punk
xenomorph Hoodie
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Description: weather you're a nostromo survivor or the queen herself. you'll never be alone while this pair of xenomorphs travel with you

Tags: alien egg, alien movie, alien queen, aliens, ellen ripley
Boo Bees Hoodie
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Description: tongue in cheek fun all year long, but don't be scared of these spooky boo bees. they just want your sweets!

Tags: apiary, bee, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees
enough is enough Hoodie
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Description: i used to be a moderate and centrist until the goal posts were moved so far that saying "occupying a city with the military" is now considered leftist. enough is enough, and it's time that the unapologetic hatemongers scamper back into their holes

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, fdt, foxtrot delta tango
Heavy Whipping Cream Hoodie
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Description: not only is it the preferred drink of the dominatrix, but it is also fantastic in whipped eggs

Tags: animal, bdsmcommunity, cow, cute, dom
onion Hoodie
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Description: onion onion, onion onion onion. onion onion. onion, onion. onion!!!!

Tags: anime, anime food, cartoon, cute, food
RX-78-5 Gundam Unit 5 Hoodie
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Description: You don't drive the shirt. The shirt drives you!

Tags: anime, bfr, earth federation, giant robot, gunpla
tacos are hella good Hoodie
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Description: it's tots not my fault that i make bad decisions

Tags: angel, bad choices, bad choices make good stories, bad decisions, demon
Consume Your Television Hoodie
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Description: You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. They are watching

Tags: area 51, cia, extraterrestrial, hidden message, horror
Maiden of Corellon 2 Hoodie
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Description: The maiden; her dance with the sword will mesmerize you and you'll revel in the beauty. Unless you are a threat to the Elven race, and then you will discover that her fury knows on bounds Attn: this picture was created using AI and has only been edited by myself.

Tags: corellon larethian, dd, dungeons and dragons, elf, elven
Aware Wolf Hoodie
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Description: Open your third eye and allow your Ka to transcend existence... by showing how cool werewolves are! Attn: this picture was created using AI and has only been edited by myself.

Tags: halloween, meditation, monk, spiritual, waterfall
Chillin With My Peeps Hoodie
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Description: You'll be the chique chick among all your friends when these little peeps brighten everyone's day!

Tags: chicken dad, chicken lover, chicken mom, chillin, chimkin
World Peas Hoodie
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Description: In this uncertain world, let the people see the pure intention you have to bring them together in whirled unity

Tags: anti war, cute, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor
Chose Violence Hoodie
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Description: Relaxaurus. So cute. So Cuddly. OMG it's ripping my arm off!

Tags: game, gaming, pals, video game
Chose Violence (More Blood Edition) Hoodie
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Description: Don't let the Relaxaurus fool you! Behind that winning smile, gentle eyes, and plush exterior, it wants nothing more than to jump rope with your intestines.

Tags: gamer, gaming, pals, relaxaurus, video game
This Little Piggy Went To Chernobyl Hoodie
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Description: Make lemons from lemonade, cuz those extra toes mean you can climb faster, right? In case we're wrong, we added red. Because red ones go faster!

Tags: atomic, funny, funny quote, humor, radioactive
Just A Flesh Wound Hoodie
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Description: cat ipsum on the litter box. getting that bird on the high wire bobsled tree

Tags: black knight, holy grail, tis but a scratch
THAC0cat Hoodie
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Description: At your next game let all at your table see that you know how to roll high to hit low with this adorable chaos critter, the wonderful THAC0cat!

Tags: d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, role playing game
MONIST-1 Hoodie
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Description: Let everyone know that you're the pilot of the most OP frame this side of the Sierra Madre

Tags: gaming, robots, rpg, tabletop
Collie Flower Apiary Hoodie
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Description: This is the second iteration for the CFA logo. after all, i would be a bad support human if i didn't reference my pupper

Tags: apiarist, bee, beekeeper, beekeeping

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