Thunderkor

Description: Let that Flesh Eater Fever take hold with this zombie nurse. She's got the cure for what ails you. As long as what ails you is being alive and having flesh attached to your bones.

Description: The worst part of waking up is getting eaten by your cup!

Description: Mimics love to prey on the unsuspecting, which is why mimics masquerading as barrels of rum primarily feast on drunken pirates.

Description: Always look before you sit! You never know when that toilet might be a mimic waiting to give you a VERY unpleasant end!

Description: Hey! You! You wanna new face? Bring Grizgrub face! Grizgrub not care where you get face. Give Grizgrub gold! In only one week, Grizgrub make you Face in A Bottle! You drink face! POOF!!! You have new face! No refunds. Trust Grizgrub. Grizgrub best alchemist.

Description: Love can be painful. And sometimes deadly.

Description: Salami Sam! Mascot of Salami Slam salami flavored fizzing candy! He's so radical! EXTREEEEEME!

Description: Let Mr. Choppy help you with all your household chopping needs! Just don't turn your back on him. He gets a little...er...enthusiastic about his chopping duties.

Description: Be careful! Medusa isn't like the other stoner chicks. She'll get you hard if you stare at her for too long.

Description: Let that Flesh Eater Fever take hold with this zombie nurse. She's got the cure for what ails you. As long as what ails you is being alive and having flesh attached to your bones.

Description: Three cheers for Satan! Let this curvy demonic cheerleader cheer your soul all the way to Hell!

Description: It's Rocket Sprocket, mechanical member of the Rocket Patrol! Relax and feel secure knowing you have this brave and daring robot to make sure you are safe from marauding Martians, violent Venusians, or sinister Saturnians.