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Description: Subtle? Not even a splash. This “Orgasmilk” design pairs a bold red milk carton with an overenthusiastic spray and a cheeky sense of humor. Perfect for lovers of dairy puns, questionable jokes, and making everyone do a double take.

Description: A splash of dairy and a generous serving of dirty humor. This cheeky “Orgasmilk” design gives a classic red milk carton a decidedly grown-up twist. Perfect for pun lovers, shameless flirts, and anyone who can turn a grocery run into an inappropriate joke.

Description: Everyday is a new opportunity to invent yourself! Who will you choose to be today?

Description: The perfect Tee for your big day: wedding, engagement, anniversary, birth, graduation, celebration, first day, or any big day worth a new T-shirt! Get this for your fiancée, bride, mom, sister, bestie. A great bridesmaid gift for the bride!

Description: This T-shirt comes from the Purple Circle (S3X Ed & Relationship Curriculum by Sasha Zeilig). It invites you and others to examine what silent expectations they have that oblige others to be or act a certain way. This always leads to disappointment, anger, and resentment. Instead, speak your desires out loud, negotiate, and make clear agreements.

Description: Do you dread Mondays? This might be the shirt for you to express the gloom and dread of Sunday afternoons! Enjoy the hilarity... and empathy you will receive from others understanding the oh too familiar anxiety/depression of going back to work after the weekend.

Description: Hate Mondays? Trying to get fired from your job? Just want a hilarious T-shirt for your friend? Yo, sometimes Mondays are just itchy, scratchy, coochies!

Description: Hate Tuesdays? Need something to wear for casual Tuesday or just wanna express your feelings to your boss? Maybe you need a hilarious T-shirt for your friend? Yo, sometimes Tuesdays are just itchy, scratchy, booties!

Description: Halfway to Friday, fully confused, befuddled, and sick of it already. This quirky "Humpday" Tee pairs a retro cartoon with that familiar "what day is it?" energy. Perfect for coffee-fueled coworkers, professional overthinkers, over-workers, and anyone whose brain takes a little mid-week vacation.

Description: It's Friday Eve and you're so sick of the week that you don't know what to do with yourself. Emotions runs high and energy runs low. This graphic tee features a person's face(s) say it all: "are we done yet? I'm sad, mad, not glad, and I feel it all!" Perfect for dramatic entrances and meeting exits. Wear this if you want to quit your job.

Description: Feeling good? Show off your confidence with this subtle hotness Tee. Looking for a gift for her or him? Compliment them with this gift.

Description: You are sacred. Your yoni is sacred. Make sure you both get treated that way!

Description: Embrace your sweet juiciness with this minimalist peach design. Perfect for fruity lovers. Playful & Punny: Feeling peachy keen, jelly bean? This 'Ripe As A Peach' tee brings a vintage, sexy, botanical touch to subtly warm your sunny days.

Description: This is a hilarious new take on the catchphrase "That's Lit" Be a sacred trendsetter. Show your feminist matriarchal vibes.

Description: This is a hilarious new take on the catchphrase "That's Lit" and it's anatomically correct! Be a trendsetter and an educator.

Description: Let them know how it should go! Step 1 - lick it. Step 2 - stick it. Some men need instructions... make it simple for them.

Description: Have you come to terms with death, realizing it's the only certainty in life? Have you made peace with the grim reaper? Are you just a kind of "meh" person? Even death doesn't really bother you.

Description: Do you have the Best Uncie Ever and want to show them? Here's a unique gift of love that is customizable especially for your special Uncie! Birthday, Father's Day, Pay Day... whenever, this is the perfect gift to give.