toastercide

Description: people keep worrying that it's about worshipping the devil - it's not that.

Description: let people know at the outset that they should not involve you in their shenanigans.

Description: textual communication saves on verbal effort

Description: textual communication saves on verbal effort

Description: even the Almighty has an opinion

Description: get an authoritative voice to back your opinion...

Description: share your carnivorousity with all the vegans

Description: Just stating a fact. No need to get uppity about it.

Description: Vote for a better system of government. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Description: conveniently described for your... convenience.

Description: add some legitimacy to your favourite pass time.

Description: a clear indication of the evolution of the human species from primal hominid to musical parodist.

Description: Here's a non sequitur for you... at least I assume it's a non-sequitur. A smart person once used it as an example of a non-sequitur, and I didn't know what that meant, or what this phrase meant, but it made me laugh. Hopefully it will make you laugh too... even if you don't know what non-sequitur means.

Description: because people whould feel the need to respond verbally to the way you look.

Description: it is a truism oft overlooked.

Description: I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

Description: I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

Description: I bet you know someone who needs to wear this as a warning to the general public.

Description: it's weird that this happened.

Description: advice to live by

Description: a review of my experience playing outside

Description: this is an important public service announcement that you absolutely must pay attention to - by ignoring it completely.

Description: the story of my life...

Description: Don't you just hate when reality gets in the way of a good game? Yeh - me too.

Description: Gosh those people seem to be sportsing really well. They seem to be really popular in [insert name here] town. Maybe I'll just try to blend in and enjoy the [game/competition/series/match]

Description: just making a statement with my clothes.

Description: When you get tired of saying it, just get it printed on a t shirt...

Description: just what you need for Halloween

Description: local gift-giving in the south of Adelaide

Description: are you a member of the elite?

Description: the japanese kanji for serenity

Description: Retro Xmas knitwear? We've got you covered. Too hot for knitted sweaters? No problem.

Description: the japanese number 0

Description: the japanese number 2

Description: the japanese kanji for unrefined.

Description: the japanese kanji of the aesthetic philosophy of wabi sabi - acceptance of transience and imperfection,