Cunty T-Shirt
$24
Hoes Mad T-Shirt
$24
Description: This isn't your average dino tee. It’s a tribute to our meteor-dodging ancestors who knew how to party. 'Eat Pizza, Dodge Meteorites'—because if you’re going to go extinct, might as well do it with a slice in hand. Perfect for pizza lovers, dino enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good apocalyptic giggle.
Description: This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart or the pizza-hating crowd. It’s for the die-hard, pizza-til-I-die individuals who know what’s up. If the mere thought of a cheesy slice sends you into a state of euphoria, this is your battle cry. For the sarcastic pizza aficionados, wear it loud and proud. And to the haters? Well, the shirt says it all.
Description: We still mourn that Biden is the nominee... maybe he'll win, but Bernie Sanders would have won. This design makes a great gift for leftists, liberals, blue state voters and AOC fans. The stubborn orange stain must be defeated. We're anti-Trump, pro democratic socialism. Makes a perfect christmas / xmas / x-mas gift, birthday present or stocking stuffer.
Description: This hilarious detergent parody makes a great christmas, birthday, Hanukkah or xmas present. If you've got breasts or know someone with a great rack, give them this to wear on their boobs. The classic logo, now for titties! Humor and tiddies make everything better.
Tits T-Shirt
$24
Description: For the days when society demands attire, this 'Sorry I'm Clothed' tee speaks your mind so you don't have to. It's the perfect blend of reluctant conformity and sardonic wit—because, let's be honest, clothing is just a societal construct you’re not always on board with. Ideal for those with a sharp tongue and a love for minimalistic attire.
Description: Who said candy hearts had to be sweet? This tee is for the romantically unbothered, the valentines with a bite. With a not-so-sweet message that’s straight to the point, it's a sugar-coated 'fuck off' for the days when you're not here to play cupid's games. A conversation stopper, indeed.
TMNT T-Shirt
$24
Description: This tee is for the queens of their own universe, the rulers of the boardroom, and the moguls in heels. It's not just a statement; it's a lifestyle. Don the 'Boss Lady' shirt and let the world know you’re not just playing the part, you’re leading the charge. Perfect for the sassy, sarcastic soul with CEO dreams and powerhouse schemes.
Description: Because hindsight is 2020, and we really ought to learn from it. This shirt is a nudge, a wink, and a plea to embrace common sense over chaos. 'Fascism, let's maybe not vote for it again' isn't just a suggestion; it's a history lesson on cotton. For the politically savvy with a side of snark.
Description: Embrace the trifecta of relatable charm with our 'I May Be Fat and Ugly but At Least I'm Broke' shirt. It's for those who can laugh at life's little ironies and still rock their style with confidence. Because, let's face it, if you're going to be anything, be unabashedly you – and maybe a little sarcastic.
