Do you hate sports? Do you like to annoy your sports fan friends? Then wear this generic shirt to show the minimum amount of team spirit the next time you get dragged to a game or can't find anything better to do than watch the big game.
You can never be too patriotic. You already know America is the greatest country on Earth, but now you can show it's the greatest country in the universe! This features Old Glory over an illustration based on the 2MASS All Sky Survey map of the local universe. Great for repeat alien abductees!
In 1947, the hottest band in Zeta Reticuli visited Earth for an ill-fated tour of America. Based on the original advertising, this design lists the last three shows that never occurred after the Roswell tragedy.
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