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The SpaceCats are planning to invade Earth very soon! Let them know that you're on their side!

The SpaceCats are coming! Let them know that you're on their side!

Be prepared for when the SpaceCats arrive on Earth!

Be prepared for when the SpaceCats arrive on Earth!

Want to make a statement, but can't settle on one? Try this generic t-shirt.

Want to make a statement, but can't settle on one? Try this generic t-shirt.

Be prepared for when the SpaceCats arrive on Earth!

Be prepared for when the SpaceCats arrive on Earth!

For months the American people were promised that their new president would make the country great again. The clock is now ticking. Make sure you're wearing this the moment things get great again!

When you're in a bind, ask what a Goonie would do! Goonies Never Say Die!

Sometimes you just gotta seek advice from the famous explorer, Chester Copperpot! Goonies Never Say Die!

If you have team spirit, but lack the funds or interest to purchase an officially licensed NCAA shirt, then simply buy this in the appropriate color and show your team how much you love them.

Do you hate sports? Do you like to annoy your sports fan friends? Then wear this generic shirt to show the minimum amount of team spirit the next time you get dragged to a game or can't find anything better to do than watch the big game.

Here's a patriotic t-shirt that goes the extra mile (no use for the metric system here!) and gives a summary of what makes the USA great.

You can never be too patriotic. You already know America is the greatest country on Earth, but now you can show it's the greatest country in the universe! This features Old Glory over an illustration based on the 2MASS All Sky Survey map of the local universe. Great for repeat alien abductees!

In 1947, the hottest band in Zeta Reticuli visited Earth for an ill-fated tour of America. Based on the original advertising, this design lists the last three shows that never occurred after the Roswell tragedy.

Let people know how much you love your country and everything it stands for! Fast food, guns and beer are what make America great! Show your American Pride!

Stuck? Ask what world famous pirate One-Eyed Willy would do. Goonies Never Say Die!