Description: Popcorn!!!

Description: Never mind the meaning of life--what's the Porpoise!?

Description: Never mind the meaning of life--what's the Porpoise!?

Description: Let us be crispy clear here: lettuce designs are not for everyone. But neither are you! Displaying this design might help to awaken your sense of inner purpose though and, perhaps, convince others to find their own calm acceptance of life's tossed salad of chaos.

Description: Let us be crispy clear here: lettuce designs are not for everyone. But neither are you! Displaying this design might help to awaken your sense of inner purpose though and, perhaps, convince others to find their own calm acceptance of life's tossed salad of chaos.

Description: Let us be crispy clear here: lettuce shirts are not for everyone. But neither are you! Wearing this shirt might help to awaken your sense of inner purpose though and, perhaps, convince others to find their own calm acceptance of life's tossed salad of chaos.

Description: Let us be crispy clear here: lettuce shirts are not for everyone. But neither are you! Wearing this shirt might help to awaken your sense of inner purpose though and, perhaps, convince others to find their own calm acceptance of life's tossed salad of chaos.

Description: Dare to dream…BIG!

Description: Dare to dream…BIG!

Description: Strive to have pawn islands of paradise and not despair!

Description: Strive to have pawn islands of paradise and not despair!

Description: I mean…you CAN hang pawns…it's just frowned upon in most circles.

Description: I mean…you CAN hang pawns…it's just frowned upon in most circles.

Description: Reindeer magic only applies to Santa's sleigh. Santa's magic source is actually cookies and milk, but you knew that already. In case you're concerned about Santa's waistline or his insulin levels, worry not: calories don't count during the holidays.

Description: Don't get caught taking Santa's cookies! This elf is on holiday, and she's willing to take a risk.