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Viking. Alpha. Shorts
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Description: What more proof do you need. Viking = Alpha. The end.

Tags: alpha, bigfoot, norse, valhalla, viking
Alpha Runners Lions Bears or Squirrels Shorts
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Description: Be Alpha. Wake Up and go running at 5 am. Wait... Lions are Alpha and sleep all day. Bears are alpha and Hibernate half the year. Who's up running around in the early morning? Squirrels are! Don't be a squirrel, sleep in instead.

Tags: alpha runner, bears, boys, funny, funny runner gift
My Best Friend (is a dog) Shorts
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Description: Well, it may be true.

Tags: animal, best friend, bitch, dog, funny
Baby 8 BB-8 Shorts
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Description: The BB Baby

Tags: baby, bb 8
Trump Do The Dew Shorts
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Description: Got to stay awake when your finger might be on that Big Red Button-o-Nukes!

Tags: america, dew, do the dew, flag, mountain dew
GIVE BLOOD DRACULA STYLE Shorts
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Description: Vlad is thirsty for your donation!

Tags: blood drive, dracula, give blood, halloween, haloween
IS IT FRIDAY YET Shorts

Description: We all want to know, IS IT FRIDAY YET?!!

Tags: firday, friday, kid gift, kids funny, no school
Goblin Murder Dozer Shorts
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Description: The Goblin Murder Dozer, well known for it's excellent dungeon-clearing properties. Somewhat unreliable, and prone to catastrophic failure.

Tags: buldozer, bulldozer, dozer, dungeon crawler, dungeon crawler world
Smash the Dew Shorts
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Description: Sometimes it just feels good to smash things!

Tags: crush, dew, do the dew, green, incredible
Boxing Grannies Rematch Shorts
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Description: Who doesn't like a good line up?

Tags: baba, baba fight, boxing, fight, grandma
Mt Dew Blood Type Shorts

Description: Over the heart, where the lifeblood runs green(ish)-yellow?

Tags: blood, blood type, mountain dew, mt dew, mtn dew
My Blood Type is Mountain Dew Shorts
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Description: We all know you need the right blood type infusions... in the event of an emergency.

Tags: blood, blood type, do the dew, funny, gift
Introvert pronouced "in-trə-ˌvərt" for Dark T-shirts Shorts
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Description: Now also made for showing up well on dark/black T-Shirts, the original INTROVERT Tee but in white text!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, introvert
Introvert You Literally Make Me Anxious Shorts
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Description: The in-trə-ˌvərt in us all makes us not want to talk to others at times!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxious, funny, gag
Sun Wave Mountain, in White Shorts
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Description: Simple design of the things that make happiness

Tags: beach, chill, good vibes, mountain, silhoutte
Evolution Man Scuba - White Shorts

Description: Man evolving from baby to diver

Tags: dude, funny, gift for diver, guy, man
Evolution Woman Scuba - White Shorts
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Description: The evolution of woman, baby to scuba diver

Tags: diver, evolution, funny, girl, scuba
SCUBA is Life Shorts
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Description: When you know what's what

Tags: chick, girl, lady, scuba diver, scuba girl
Do the Dew Shorts
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Description: Mtn Dew and the Grim Reaper meet, and fall in love

Tags: dew, do the dew, grim reaper, mountain dew, reaper
The Force is Strong... in Farts Shorts
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Description: The name says it all, without saying it here.

Tags: farts, force, the force is strong with this one
I'll Bite Your Kneecaps Off Shorts
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Description: A true warrior never gives up

Tags: arms, bite, bite your kneecaps, black, kneecaps
Black Knight No Arms Shorts
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Description: The black knight has lost his arms

Tags: black, black night, knight, no arms
Dino vs. Santa Shorts

Description: Dino: 1. Santa: 0.

Tags: ate, dino, dinosaur, eating, eats
T-Rex Eating Santa Clause Shorts
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Description: Dinosaurs have always had an appetite for jolly old men.

Tags: christmas, dino eating santa, dinosaur eating santa, funny, humbug
SANTA'S LATE THIS YEAR Shorts
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Description: Sometimes Santa just gets sidetracked, and doesn't get to everything in time!

Tags: bad santa, best christmas present, christmas gift, clause, eating
STINKY FEET - Warning Biohazard Shorts
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Description: For that special someone, the noxious one in the bunch.

Tags: biohazard, feet, hulk, noxious, person with stinky feet
Big Hat - No Horse Shorts
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Description: A perfect gift for the person that talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk

Tags: big hat, big talker, bs, city, country
Big Hat - No Cattle Shorts
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Description: Ever met someone that talks big? Give 'em the shirt they deserve!

Tags: big hat, big talk, city slicker, country, fake
Unicorn Magic - Believe. Shorts
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Description: The Unicorn inspires BELIEF.

Tags: believe, bike, bmx, cat, et movie
GAMER Gramps Shorts
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Description: Grandpa's can be gamers too

Tags: birthday, dad, father, game, gamer
Zug Zug Shorts
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Description: Orc Peon taking a lunch break. Zug Zug!

Tags: break, funny, horde, kids, lunch
Leeroy Jenkins !! Shorts
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Description: Leeroy Jenkins your way into the pool

Tags: guy, jenkins, jumping, kid, leeroy
Merry CONCRETE Christmas Shorts
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Description: A Merry Christmas message made from liquid stone. The urge to touch wet concrete is real, just like the Christmas magic.

Tags: cement, christmas, concrete christmas, construction, dad
Concrete Is Better Shorts
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Description: Concrete definition, it's just better.

Tags: cement, concrete definition, concrete is better, concrete vs granite, construction
Concrete Guys Like It Dirty Shorts
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Description: A nice Wheelbarrow full of concrete proves the statement that "Concrete Guys Like It Dirty"

Tags: cement, construction, dad, dirty, gift
Fear The Big Hairy Buttcrack Shorts
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Description: The Fear of the Troll from Valheim

Tags: attack, butt, club, funny, gift

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