Tough Guy Goods

Description: This one is for the waiters, waitresses, bartenders, servers, and anyone else who constantly has to ask lazy menu readers more questions than they should.

Description: Are you a Karen? Or (preferable) want to portray one for Halloween? Or just make fun of them? Then this shirt is for you, kid!

Description: When the words escape you (or you just don't feel like talking)...

Description: When there are just not the right (or enough) words!

Description: Kids who grew up in the 60s-80s will certainly remember this scary cat (redrawn by me)!

Description: When you want to say it out loud, but you'd get in trouble.

Description: For those who still choose to own hard copies of their music, movies, books, and comics!

Description: For those who choose to have hard copies of their music, movies, books, and comics in their homes!

Description: Who doesn't love noodles? Show your (or your kids') love for string-shaped pasta with this hand-drawn ode to the foodstuff!

Description: It's a 1970s comics Mashup! Parody! Satire! Fair Use! At least I think so!

Description: Registered with the United States Patent Office on May 10, 1954!

Description: "Permanently Styled" S-T-R-E-T-C-H WIGS Wash and Wear Styles! Never Need Setting! This vintage comic book ad is from the late 1960s.

Description: The Caped Crusader ala 1960's graphic design

Description: A design for those who gag at every saccharine "Live Laugh Love" sign cluttering up the world.

Description: From the 1999 pilot, Anthony Jr.'s memorable reaction to his grandmother not coming to the party.

Description: A hand-lettered / colored, tamer version of our "FUCK AI ART" tee, show your support for actual artists over the thievery of artificial intelligence.

Description: A hand-lettered / colored rebuke of the thievery of AI art!

Description: Logo for Lancaster PA's BBC Records, the indie / alternative record store that was open in the 1980s and 1990s in downtown Lancaster, PA.

Description: Logo for Lancaster PA's BBC Records, the indie / alternative record store that was open in the 1980s and 1990s in downtown Lancaster, PA.

Description: Daughter of the 70s Instagram page's favorite feeling!

Description: Logo for the 1970s themed Instagram Page (or just if you were a daughter of the '70s!)

Description: A very DIY-ad from the 1990s for the Lancaster, PA indie / alternative record store, BBC Records (RIP).

Description: A very DIY-ad from the 1990s for the Lancaster, PA indie / alternative record store, BBC Records (RIP).

Description: Celebrating the Jersey City Flippers pinball league!

Description: No, really. It's not functional.

Description: It means whatever you want it to!

Description: It's another Holiday Superhero Mashup!

Description: It's a Holiday Superhero Mashup!

Description: It's a Holiday Mashup! You'd better be good!

Description: Watch out, bad kids!

Description: For those who didn't mind being told to stay home every day...

Description: Ruminations on the behaviours of some of the residents of Deadwood, South Dakota.

Description: Sage advice from the hottest cooler in the land.

Description: Based on a classic 1960s Halloween decoration

Description: Based on a Golden Age comic book panel (original artist unknown)

Description: Based on a Golden Age Fletcher Hanks comic book panel