Trelfar

Description: You have successfully noticed this shirt! For DnD and Baldur's Gate fans with a high passive perception skill. (Success not guaranteed in dimly lit areas or while hidden.) Classic T-shirts have a bonus "Perception Failed" design on the back for when you are simply too distracted. Sorry, back printing not currently available on other garments.

Description: Who needs a gay agenda when you have a gay space program? Or maybe NASA just decided to switch from rocket fuel to unicorn farts? Maybe you just love spaceships and rainbows.

Description: It's tough having allergies when every cough sends people diving for the nearest bottle of bleach spray. Let people know that you just need some Zyrtec, not ivermectin.