Tapestries
Description: Santa, but make it midnight. A hooded skull in a fur-trimmed cloak, flanked by bats and holly, under blackletter type: GOTHMAS 2026. Built for the dark-holiday crowd — goth Christmas lovers, metalheads at the family dinner, and anyone who celebrates the season in black. A standout gift for the person whose Christmas playlist starts in a minor key.
Gothmas 2026 Gothic Christmas Shirt — Skull Santa Hooded Gothmas Tee, Dark Christmas Holiday Gift Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: It is not what it looks like, and there is a perfectly reasonable explanation. DEAR SANTA, I CAN EXPLAIN in stacked bold hand-lettered type with a green flourish and tiny reindeer antlers — the official plea bargain of the naughty list. A guaranteed laugh for kids, parents, and anyone negotiating with Santa this year.
Dear Santa I Can Explain Funny Christmas T-Shirt, Naughty List Holiday Graphic Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: The mashed potatoes are just a delivery system, and everybody at the table knows who is in charge of it. A gravy boat mid-pour over big collegiate letters: GRAVY BOSS — for the one who guards the boat, judges the consistency, and takes the title very seriously. Part of the TRIXI Thanksgiving role-set — five designs, one for every job at the table: PIE INSPECTOR, GRAVY BOSS, HEAD CHEF, HERE FOR THE ROLLS, and DISHWASHER IN TRAINING. Families grab these in multiples for the Thanksgiving group photo and the matching-outfits tradition — assign every seat its official title and collect the whole set.
Gravy Boss Funny Thanksgiving Shirt — Collegiate Thanksgiving Dinner Tee, Matching Family Holiday Gift Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Thirsty. Dripping vampire-red lettering with fangs on the T — dark, bold, and dangerously fun.
Thirsty Vampire Halloween T-Shirt, Dripping Blood Red Fangs Spooky Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Ghosted: no reply, just regret. Dripping horror lettering meets modern dating humor — painfully relatable.
Ghosted Funny Halloween T-Shirt, Dripping Horror Dating Humor Spooky Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: On the night shift. Minimalist bats in crescent formation — for night owls, night workers, and creatures of the dark.
Night Shift Bat Halloween T-Shirt, Minimalist Crescent Moon Spooky Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Creep it real. Cracked-stone horror lettering with an orange glow — scary with a wink.
Creep It Real Horror Halloween T-Shirt, Cracked Stone Scary Graphic Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Bite me. Jagged horror lettering with vampire fangs — edgy, dark, and not here to be nice.
Bite Me Vampire Halloween T-Shirt, Dripping Blood Red Scary Graphic Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Fear me. Dripping blood-red horror lettering — a bold scary tee for haunted houses and horror fans.
Fear Me Horror Halloween T-Shirt, Dripping Blood Red Scary Graphic Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Join the candy crew. Three cute bats with candy — a sweet squad tee for little trick-or-treaters.
Candy Crew Cute Bat Halloween T-Shirt for Kids, Spooky Bat Squad Tee Tapestry
$23 $30
Description: Flip the switch. A bold BEAST MODE tee for lifters, gym rats, and anyone who trains like an animal.
Beast Mode Gym T-Shirt, Motivational Workout Graphic Tee for Lifters Tapestry
$23 $30