Description: A rude-but-funny sarcastic shirt for the matching half of the pair. A retro navy and teal circular badge with I'M WITH STUPID arched around a big teal arrow and stars, from our artists, for the one standing next to the problem. Pair mate: I'M WITH UGLY (1 of 2) — the matching half, also live on TeePublic.
Description: A funny Christmas shirt for the one whose holiday spirit is slightly unhinged. A plump white goose in reindeer antlers and a red scarf, tangled head to tail in Christmas lights under GOOSE ON THE LOOSE — goose on the loose, from our artists, for the one who decks the halls and then decks them again.
Description: A funny Thanksgiving shirt for the pie person, full stop. A steaming lattice pie with a rolling pin and server inside a vintage star poster — pie hard or go home, from our artists, for the one who never skips dessert.
Pie Hard Or Go Home Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Vintage Pie Poster Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A Pinkmas shirt for the sweetest girl in the candy aisle. A gingerbread girl in a pink bow and peppermint-striped dress under glossy bubble letters, ringed with swirling peppermints — peppermint princess, from our artists, for the princess of candy cane lane.
Peppermint Princess Funny Pink Christmas T-Shirt, Gingerbread Bow Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Thanksgiving shirt for the bird who plays both sides. A cool turkey in sunglasses holding a football inside a laurel badge under a TURKEY & TOUCHDOWNS banner — turkey & touchdowns, from our artists, for the Thanksgiving MVP.
Turkey & Touchdowns Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Turkey Football Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Christmas shirt for the beautifully unhinged holiday spirit. A feral raccoon in a Santa hat tangled in Christmas lights under stacked red and green letters — feral & festive, from our artists, for the one who decked the halls and then wrestled them.
Feral & Festive Funny Christmas T-Shirt, Raccoon Lights Holiday Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Christmas dog shirt for the wiener dog crew. A dachshund in a red scarf and earmuffs pulling a sled of presents through the snow — dachshund through the snow, from our artists.
Dachshund Through The Snow Funny Christmas Dog T-Shirt, Wiener Dog Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Christmas family shirt for the one on the list every year. A grinning coal in a Santa hat beside a clipboard checklist — most likely to be on the naughty list, from our artists.
Most Likely To Be On The Naughty List Funny Christmas T-Shirt, Coal Holiday Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Christmas family shirt for the caroler who never holds back. A joyful caroler with a vintage microphone in a holly wreath badge — most likely to sing the loudest, from our artists.
Most Likely To Sing The Loudest Funny Christmas T-Shirt, Caroler Holiday Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Christmas shirt for the skincare pros. Stacked glossy pink letters, a giant pink bow, a facial mask sheet and holly — very merry esthetician, from our artists, for the esthetician sleighing the season.
Very Merry Esthetician Funny Christmas T-Shirt, Pink Bow Holiday Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Thanksgiving shirt for the trot's true finish line: the couch. A sleepy turkey napping under a blanket on a couch wearing a 5K bib — turkey trot to the couch, from our artists, for the racer who naps.
Turkey Trot To The Couch Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Couch Race Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A Pinkmas shirt for the western girls spending Christmas on the road. A pink cowboy boot and a pink camper with a tiny pink tree under glossy bubble letters — howdy holidays, from our artists, for the holiday cowgirl.
Howdy Holidays Funny Pink Christmas T-Shirt, Cowboy Boot Camper Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A cozy Thanksgiving shirt for the one who never leaves the table hungry. A sleepy turkey swaddled in foil and plaid like a burrito under WRAP ME UP LIKE LEFTOVERS type, from our artists, for Thanksgiving dinner, leftovers weekend, and Friendsgiving.
Wrap Me Up Like Leftovers Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Cozy Turkey Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Thanksgiving shirt for the one who struts into turkey day like a runway. A confident turkey hen in high heels, a floral headscarf, and hoop earrings under groovy TOO HOT TO TROT with a 2026 badge, from our artists, for the one who is the main course and the main character.
Description: A funny Christmas shirt for the one holding the holidays together with duct tape and denial. Three raccoons in Santa hats working a flaming dumpster — one on the extinguisher, one on the clipboard, one on the lights — under DUMPSTER FIRE RESPONSE TEAM with a 2026 crew ribbon, from our artists, for the one whose holiday plan is controlled chaos.
Dumpster Fire Response Team Funny Christmas T-Shirt, Raccoon Crew Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24
Description: A funny Thanksgiving shirt for the feast's main event. A roast turkey on a platter with a gravy boat pouring and cranberry sauce on the side — stuffed & sauced, from our artists, for the one who shows up hungry.
Stuffed & Sauced Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt, Turkey Dinner Holiday Tee T-Shirt
$16 $24