Thanks for Nothing. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

When People talk. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Wake me up when I'm rich. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I'm not Everyone. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Dude I really don't Care. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I think Therefore we have nothing in common. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

So you like bad girls? Good cuz I'm bad at everything. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Taking a sick day cuz I'm sick of people. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I hope your Wifi dies. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Sarcasm is my only Defence. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I like the sound you make when you shut up. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Today's forecast 99% chance of sarcasm. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

If only sarcasm burned calories. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Sarcasm Queen. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Sarcasm Princess. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Beauty fades, sarcasm is forever. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I have never faked a sarcasm in my life. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Fluent in Movie Quotes and Sarcasm. Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Misuse of Literally drives me figuratively insane! Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I'm sorry for what I said when you tried to wake me up Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Good morning I see the assasins have failed Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I may not be right but I'm never wrong Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I prefer my puns Intended Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Sarcasm - just one of the services I offer Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

If you love me let me sleep Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I hope your day is as nice as my butt Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I have no clue why I'm out of bed Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I had a super busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

I hate being late, but I'm so good at it Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

My favorite plans are Cancelled Plans Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

My booty is bigger than your future Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Life is like soup and I'm a fork Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.

Sorry I'm not good at people-ing Available in multiple colors. Perfect gift.