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When you try to fart, but you accidentally sh*t (a little)... it's a SHART!

No. (Oh, in Spanish? No.)

MUSTARD (YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com)

KETCHUP (YouHaveSomethingOnYourShirt.com)

Thirsty. Whether you're thirsty for a drink or thirsty for a ****

It happens to the best of us... [Spoiler Alert: They get worse as you get holder.]

Is this dumb? deep? confusing? (www.ConfusingShirts.com)

At least it's not the "F" word!

Just EXISTING. No more, no less.

Does this shirt mean that you will be MAKING a mistake tonight? Or that you ARE the mistake (for someone else to make)?

It's my DRINKING shirt!

Want a shot? Want to come home with me? Do you agree under penalty of law that you are at least 21 years of age, unmarried, and not carrying an STD? Yes? Yes? Yes? (YES!)

This shirt literally says "Literally". (NOTE: That is the correct use of the word. The following are INCORRECT uses of the word: This shirt is literally amazing! I literally died when I saw this shirt!)

Because "yes" and "no" are WAY too definitive!

For the record, we do not condone drinking to the point of blacking out. HOWEVER, if you DO happen to drink to the point of blacking out, well, you might as well be wearing this shirt... to warn others, to remind yourself (the next day), etc.