TurboErin

Got MILF?

This totally tubular snake doesn't need the government to kill his vibe

Halloween falls on a Hashing Day this year! Get your tricks and treats on trail! On On!

If you don't check your daughter then she may well end up the silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous

Listen I may be back of the pack on walkers trail but I always finish first... WAIT!

I might be back of the pack of walkers trail but I always finish first... WAIT

Leave me alone! I am not in charge I just paid $5 to be here!

Leave me alone! I am not in charge I just paid $5 to be here

What a shitty trail! Hope to see you again next week for another shitty trail followed by drinking and singing!

What a shitty trail! Hope to see you next week for another shitty trail followed by drinking and singing!

Would’st thou like to live pleasantly?

Just don't!

Hares away? Hares are gay!

Leave me alone! I am not in charge I just paid $5 to be here!

The infamous "Tour Leg" Hashit of the DC Full Moon Tour Duh Hash! Never skip leg day!

Some orcas swimming in the sky

Even your fave republicans use pronouns!

cool rainbow tiger

Just some magical orcas

These are all pronouns. Maybe you should take an english class lol.

Just some nightcrawlers moonbathing

Do you heart your polycule? Show your polyam pride!

Just a cool abstract tiger

Protect trans people!

A Deer tick with limes and tequila because when life gives you lyme, grab the tequila!

Just respect me!

Do you love your polycule? Share your Polyam Pride!

A lonestar tick with a cowboy hat, boots with spurs, and a sheriffs badge. Look out for him because he will make you allergic to red meat!

I really dgaf if you think my consent is sexy. Fuck off.

A heart shaped arrangement in the bisexual flag colors

A heart shaped arrangement in the gay Pride flag colors

A heart shaped arrangement in the colors of the trans flag

It's a running club. And nothing more.

Did you get slut shamed at the hash hotel at the 2023 green dress? You may be entitled to compensation. Order now!

We are not on the same level. I’m level 36.

Oh wow you never outgrew that wizard book? That's kind of lame.