twistedtee

Look! Stem cells!

You can't change the people around you but you can change the people around you.

You can't change the people around you but you can change the people around you.

Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.

Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.

Cat = Inkjet printer

Cat = Inkjet printer

Home is where the cat is.

Home is where the cat is.

Should I get a cat?

Should I get a cat?

I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

I have so much to do that I'm going to take a nap.

Keep your hands clean (but your soul dirty). Use hand satanizer.

Keep your hands clean (but your soul dirty). Use hand satanizer.

Keep your hands clean (but your soul dirty). Use hand satanizer.

Clean your hands, not your soul. Use hand satanizer.

What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand, what they're offended by.

What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand.

What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand.

What I think, what I can say, what I say, what people understand, what they're offended by.

I'm thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes.

I'm thankful for all the different ways to eat potatoes.

You don't need fun to have alcohol.

Beer: The element of fun.

You don't need fun to have alcohol.

You don't need fun to have alcohol.

You don't need fun to have alcohol.

Beer: The element of fun.

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

If a bee lands on you, don't get scared, just appreciate the possibility that you got confused for a flower.

My social life over the last few years.