Tyler Aldridge Design

Description: Scientific heavy metals are here to rock your world! Mercury (Hg) on vocals Chromium (Cr) on guitar Arsenic (As) on bass and Lead (Pb) on drums

Description: This 4th of July, stand atop your mountain of emptied beer cans and let the freedom flow through you. For Freedom. For 'Merica.

Description: This unnamed, Untitled Goose has come down from the heavens having taken the holy bell to deliver unto us the awe inspiring message. Honk unto others, as they would honk unto thee.

Description: You are the dealer of damage. You strike down your foes with an unparalleled, mighty force. Strike true. Your world needs you.

Description: You are the master of mending, the maintainer of health. Bring life to a world consumed with death.

Description: You are the protector of your party. You take all aggro. You take all damage. If you fall, we all fall.

Description: Occupy Mars. Go to Hell. Meet your DOOM.

Description: Our world is burning. We have to reverse climate change.

Description: Support your local farmers and small businesses at your farmers market.

Description: Behold the power of a god.

Description: I am an elite class warrior. I will not be defeated by some low class filth. I get stronger after every battle. Your power level is no where near my own.

Description: I am perfect. At long last. I am completely perfect. I need a good warm up to test my new abilities.

Description: Our little plague doctor friend has arrived to help out! He’s brought his staff of hand sanitizer and his roll of toilet paper!

Description: Behold the unimaginable power of a legend! A monster? No. I’m a devil.

Description: By the decree of our lords of the lands, please wash thine hands for at least 20 seconds particularly if yee hath visited the town square, communed with peasants, or have expelled any devils from thine nostrils or lungs.

Description: As the sun hits the mountains in the distance, the light showcases a gorgeous array of colors, reminding you that you are where you should be. You are home.

Description: Space Wolf

Description: Space Tiger

Description: When there’s nothing left to say in a terribly awkward situation. yikes...

Description: All these flavors and you choose to be salty.

Description: Are you allergic to everything? Does springtime bring out the most horrifyingly disgusting part of you? #allergy #shirt #allergies #spring #funnyallergies #funnyallergy

Description: Let the world know the status of your life without having to tell them that your life is a dumpster fire.

Description: You live for pumpkin spice fraps. You know every princess song ever written. You exclusively wear yoga pants, but can't touch your toes. You use more emojis than words in every text you send. Face it. You're basic.

Description: Sacrifice your marshmallows to the dark lord of hot chocolatey goodness!

Description: One hug won't kill ya. Or will it?

Description: Reach for the stars, little dinosaur. You never know what you will achieve.

Description: What's better than putting some marshmallows into your hot cocoa on a cool, fall morning? Knowing that they are sacrificing themselves to make you, their god, happy! Of course!

Description: All his life, all this toaster wanted to do was to swim. Today, he had his chance! He tucked in those little legs of his and he dove off of the counter. He cannonballed into the bathtub! It was an electrifying spectacle! Come on in! The water's fine.

Description: He snuggles you when you're sleeping, he purrs when you're awake.

Description: He snuggles you when you're sleeping, he purrs when you're awake.

Description: Everyone loves pumpkin pie! Oh, wait...

Description: Christmas tree ornaments are just as upset about you dropping them as you are. Well... Maybe even more. You just shattered their friend. You Monster.

Description: Fall 2019 is upon us and all of the leaves are falling from the trees to their deaths. Buy this or all of the leaves will die.

Description: Grab your bowl, your murdering spoon, and don this appropriately named design. It's about to get messy! Surprise someone who you know has a bit of a cereal problem, or show the world your darker side. Now in Cinnamon!

Description: Grab your bowl, your murdering spoon, and don this appropriately named design. It's about to get messy! Surprise someone who you know has a bit of a cereal problem, or show the world your darker side. Now in Chocolate Puffs!

Description: Grab your bowl, your murdering spoon, and don this appropriately named design. It's about to get messy! Surprise someone who you know has a bit of a cereal problem, or show the world your darker side.