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We are proud that our Queen, HM Elizabeth II has reached 70 years on the throne!

Jurgen Klopp is Liverpool for life!

Liverpool rolling back the years and winning at Wembley again - or should that be Anfield South!

Some people are hot, hot, hot but us Liverpool fans just love our Jurgen Klopp, Klopp, Klopp!

Just as Jurgen Klopp has proved, "Given time, success will come!"

Do you like to Biden time?

Do you specialise in shitology?

Graveyard is launching a fourth joke book later in 2022 - a compilation of the previous three (with 65 new ones), so we have brought out the "I Don't Give A Toss!" t-shirt! Be sure to check out the book on it's release in late March 2022! Only available on Amazon!

A nice little novelty t-shirt with a twist!

There's only one Widowmaker!

You shouldn't be ashamed of having a little flirt, there's nothing wrong with it! It's only a bit of fun!

To celebrate the launch of Graveyard's latest book "Sicker Than COVID" and to keep with the nature of the book, we have brought out the "Sicker Than COVID" range! This "Sicker Than COVID" is not a book you should read if you are easily offended likewise if you enjoy sick jokes then you'll love this book! "Sicker Than COVID" is OUT NOW & ONLY AVAILABLE ON AMAZON! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09SL631WR?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860

To celebrate the launch of Graveyard's latest book "Sicker Than COVID" and to keep with the nature of the book, we have brought out the "Sicker Than COVID" range! This "Sicker Than COVID" is not a book you should read if you are easily offended likewise if you enjoy sick jokes then you'll love this book! "Sicker Than COVID" is OUT NOW & ONLY AVAILABLE ON AMAZON! https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09SL631WR?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860

We have the bullet club and now we have the Darts Club!

It's okay to raise a glass to the Queen just as long as you raise your finger to a bean!

Why do people listen to Boris? We should just tell him to piss off!

Boris Johnson wants to be dictator but at the end of the day, he's just a dic!

Johnson, Whitty and Vallance also known as  The Three Stooges!

We import many things from China but fashion trends isn't one of them!

Sometimes personal trainers are asked to do things that are just impossible to do!

Well you have to have a team of jobbers before the star cast saves the day!

The one power we all wish we had! We all wish we could be Ginyu and just say "change now!"

The UK may have left the EU but that doesn't mean you can't like the EU anymore!

We all know you only die if you're called Krillin or Yamcham so there's no need to worry!* *You can die if you are not called Krillin or Yamcha! This is just a joke and not true just like Red Bull doesn't give you wings!

Brexit was built on so many lies that it has become more of a comedy series than Monty Python's Flying Circus!

Welcome to the DPRW! Supreme leader Tim Martin demands you drink and talk with no entertainment!

Welcome to the DPRW! Supreme leader Tim Martin demands you drink and talk with no entertainment!

All the troubles the UK with food and material shortages are a result of Brexit. Well, you listened to a dickhead and that's what you get!

The majority of people have to say goodbye to their hair at some point. Well, why not promote the farewell to hair tour!

I may have found God, but I just wanted a Burger King - Doesn't everyone!

No need to get upset when a smart arse is in the room, they've most probably got a doctors note!

The majority of people have to say goodbye to their hair at some point. Well, why not promote the farewell to hair tour!

Some people like Hakuna Matata but others prefer chicken tikka masala!

People say can you drive a stick? Well I can't but I do know how to drive a manual!

It really doesn't!

Try Corona's new Chinese export!