Stickers
Main Tag:
Description: In 1600s France, genius inventor Elon Muské cloned himself into tree identical, mildly insane Musketeers: Elonthos, Muskos, and Aramelon. Each had a sword, a cape, and zero understanding of how 17th-century society worked. Tasked with protecting France, they mostly confused everyone by yelling “Let’s disrupt monarchy!” while trying to build rockets out of cheese and wine barrels. Their arch-nemesis, Cardinal Bezosé, tried to take over France with bread drones, but the Musks stopped him using a baguette-powered rocket and a flamethrower marked “Do Not Use Indoors.” They became legends—not for their bravery, but for being the only Musketeers to accidentally set a castle on fire during a sword fight with themselves.
