Jackie and Jewels

Description: "Let's watch a chick flick"

Description: I my look like I am listening, but I am really thinking about getting more chickens.

Description: Cute design with a chicken sitting on a fence and the saying: "If you like it, put a wing on it"

Description: All my favorite people are CHIECKENS!

Description: Keep talking, I'm diagnosing you

Description: I wish I could replace your Lip Stick with a glue stick

Description: Caution I have no filter, Feelings will be hurt

Description: F-CAW-F

Description: I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Description: Arguing with me is pointless, I know I'm wrong but it is so much fun!

Description: There are a lot of nuts in the Lord's fruitcake

Description: She chose PRAISE over PRISON

Description: I sleep until noon so I don't regret anything in the morning

Description: You are not alone, Moses was a basket case too

Description: It works on everyone, not just doctors.

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet Michonne Smurf

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet Daryl Smurf

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet Negan Smurf

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet Rick Smrf

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet Carl Smurf

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet Papa Hershel Smurf

Description: Parody of The Walking Dead. In the Smurfing Dead Universe we meet King Ezekiel and Azriel as Shiva.