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Stack-o'-Jacks Shorts
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Description: A stack o' jacks.

Tags: pumpkin, pumpkins, jack o lantern, jack o lantern pumpkin, spooky

Stack-o'-Jacks Shorts

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Hallowed Pattern Shorts
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Description: A spooky selection of things that go bump in the night.

Tags: ghost, skeleton, bat, pattern, owl

Hallowed Pattern Shorts

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Eat the Rich Shorts
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Description: When the poor have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich.

Tags: eat, mouth, rousseau, rich, social

Eat the Rich Shorts

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Hey Diddle Doodle Shorts
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Description: A doodle of Hey Diddle Diddle. You probably know how it goes.

Tags: hey diddle, spoon, fairy tale, dish, nursery rhyme

Hey Diddle Doodle Shorts

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Slimer: Disgusting Blob Shorts
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Description: You can feel like the floor of a taxi cab - and that's great!

Tags: 80s, ghost, slimer

Slimer: Disgusting Blob Shorts

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Cinematic Jacks Unlit Shorts
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Description: A collection of spooky jack o' lanterns from a variety of movies.

Tags: jack skellington, cabin in the woods, great pumpkin, nightmare before christmas, hocus pocus

Cinematic Jacks Unlit Shorts

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Eye Scream: Rainbow Shorts
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Description: We all scream.

Tags: cone, dessert, eye, eyeball, eyes

Eye Scream: Rainbow Shorts

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Eye Scream: Mint Chocolate Chip Shorts
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Description: We all scream.

Tags: cone, dessert, eye, eyeball, eyes
Eye Scream: Super, Man Shorts
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Description: We all scream.

Tags: cone, dessert, eye, eyeball, eyes

Eye Scream: Super, Man Shorts

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Eye Scream: Neapolitan Shorts
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Description: We all scream.

Tags: cone, dessert, eye, eyeball, eyes

Eye Scream: Neapolitan Shorts

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Eye Scream: Strawberry Shorts
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Description: We all scream.

Tags: cone, dessert, eye, eyeball, eyes

Eye Scream: Strawberry Shorts

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Eye Scream: Orange Sherbet Shorts
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Description: We all scream.

Tags: cone, dessert, eye, eyeball, eyes

Eye Scream: Orange Sherbet Shorts

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Master Belch - Gyork! Gyork! Gyork! Shorts
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Description: Get ready to feel the pain of true nausea! Ghe Ghe! Come on, let's go!

Tags: lucas, master belch, mother, mother 2, mother 3
Master Belch - Gyork! Gyork! Gyork! - Clay Ver. Shorts
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Description: I'll take you down big time, so get ready for the worst fight of your life! Gha Gha Gha!

Tags: lucas, master belch, mother, mother 2, mother 3
Master Belch - Gyork! Gyork! Gyork! - Master Barf Ver. Shorts
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Description: Drown to death in puke! Don't you think that's an incredibly masculine taunt to throw at you?

Tags: lucas, master belch, mother, mother 2, mother 3
speobarg snarpauqts Shorts
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Description: wHo LivEs iN a pInEApPLe uNDeR tHe sEa???

Tags: 90s, bikini bottom, nickelodeon, sponge bob, sponge bob square pants

speobarg snarpauqts Shorts

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Notebook Octorok Shorts
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Description: An octorok that lived on the back of a notebook years ago.

Tags: hyrule, legend of zelda, nintendo, octopus, octorok

Notebook Octorok Shorts

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Pixel Slimer Shorts
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Description: A pixel art version of your favorite ugly little spud.

Tags: busters, ghost, pixel, pixelart, pixelated

Pixel Slimer Shorts

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SATAN LIVES on Toast... just the toast Shorts
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Description: Not content to be left out, the devil displays his power through ordinary breakfast foods. Just terrible. Supposedly he sounds like Eli Wallach, but I’ve only heard that information secondhand.

Tags: toast
Marcella's Cockatrice Shorts
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Description: It's real, I swear.

Tags: fantastic, mythological, basilisk, chicken, dragon

Marcella's Cockatrice Shorts

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SATAN LIVES on toast Shorts
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Description: Not content to be left out, the devil displays his power through ordinary breakfast foods. Just terrible. Supposedly he sounds like Eli Wallach, but I’ve only heard that information secondhand.

Tags: satanic panic, toast

SATAN LIVES on toast Shorts

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Marcella's Cockatrice - Black & White Shorts
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Description: It's real, I swear.

Tags: mythological, fantastic, basilisk, monster, chicken
Larry & Barry Shorts
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Description: If you can't make it to Valhalla, all shiny and chrome, then your two mates Larry and Barry will get you for sure. They can chew on your windpipe just like they chew on Nux's.

Tags: fury road, movie, nux, post apocalyptic, the road warrior

Larry & Barry Shorts

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Clouds May Gather Shorts
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Description: A reaper symbol for a group that never lived. A handful of earth. A cold eye. A loss of self. Clouds may gather. (It's a cool looking grim reaper skeleton)

Tags: angel of death, death, four horsemen, grim reaper, scythe

Clouds May Gather Shorts

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