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Welcome to Vincent Van Gourds, the whimsical world of MJ - an artist who blends cute with quirky to make art that’s playful, weird, and full of charm.
Austin, Texas

Socks

Blahaj Loves Everyone Socks

Description: Blahaj knows everyone belongs and loves all! Blahaj is just living their best life while sipping an iced coffee, wearing a comfy sweater, and listening to some tunes. Be like Blahaj.

Tags: equality, equality for all, human rights, lgbt pride, love is love

Blahaj Loves Everyone Socks

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Whale Howdy! Socks
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Description: Whale howdy partner!

Tags: cowboy, halloween, killer whale, marine life, ocean

Whale Howdy! Socks

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The Skeleton King Socks
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Description: It’s the circle of afterlife.

Tags: afterlife, animal lover, circle of life, hakuna matata, king of the jungle

The Skeleton King Socks

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Kitty Socks
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Description: A skeleton and it’s cat, best friends forever!

Tags: bffs, cute cat, friendship, halloween cat, kitty

Kitty Socks

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Horseman in the Middle Socks

Description: This classic children’s game takes a turn when skeletons steal the headless horseman’s head. Now the horseman is stuck in the middle of a pack of bullying skeletons. Hopefully the horseman can catch his head soon!

Tags: childrens game, funny skeleton, halloween, halloween games, halloween is forever

Horseman in the Middle Socks

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The Adventurer Socks
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Description: This skeleton floats high above the chaos of the world below, off on a grand adventure!

Tags: adventure, balloon, clouds, floating, halloween

The Adventurer Socks

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The Trick-or-Treaters Socks
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Description: A perfect Halloween - a werewolf, ghost, and skeleton out trick-or-treating at a haunted house in their favorite Halloween costumes by the light of a full moon!

Tags: cat skeleton, full moon, ghost, halloween costume, haunted house

The Trick-or-Treaters Socks

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The Potions Master Socks
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Description: This clever raccoon, known as the potions master, stirs their bubbling cauldron in their hut full of books, plants, skulls and herbs, all while surrounded by the warm chaos of magical work.

Tags: feral, feral and spooky, halloween, halloween raccoon, library

The Potions Master Socks

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Remember Who You Are Socks
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Description: Remember who you are! Millions of years ago its ancestors ruled the earth, now this chicken rules the bench press. A motivational poster of a Tyrannosaurus rex helps remind the chicken where it came from.

Tags: chicken, chickens are dinosaurs, dinosaur, exercise, fitness

Remember Who You Are Socks

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A Squirrel’s Journey Socks
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Description: She’s a squirrel on a mission. She’s got her map and a plan, next stop is under the sea.

Tags: animal, beach, bikini atoll, bikini bottom, marshall islands

A Squirrel’s Journey Socks

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Our Hidden Selves Socks
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Description: This is a surreal reflection on identity - exploring how we shift and adapt in different contexts. We see the figures moving through everyday life, but each carries a hidden version of themselves—quiet, shadowed, and ever-present. It's a visual metaphor for the private selves we conceal beneath the roles we play.

Tags: hidden, hidden message, sci fi, science fiction, surreal

Our Hidden Selves Socks

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The InVESTiGATOR Socks
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Description: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator! This investigator is ready to solve any mystery, vest included.

Tags: alligator joke, animal, crocodile, gator, lizard

The InVESTiGATOR Socks

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SPF 1000 Socks
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Description: Dracula loves his SPF 1000 sunblock so much he got it tattooed on his arm. This pop art Dracula is finally enjoying a sunny day at the beach, all thanks to really strong sunblock.

Tags: beach, halloween, horror, monster, scary

SPF 1000 Socks

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Live Fast, Eat Trash Socks
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Description: Live fast, eat trash - be adventurous, be chaotic, eat whatever you want. It’s your life, live it however you choose. Bonus points if your bestie is a raccoon or an opossum.

Tags: animal, cute, eat trash, live fast, live fast eat trash

Live Fast, Eat Trash Socks

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Raccoon vs Opossum Socks
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Description: In this epic battle between the fierce raccoon and the scrappy opossum, who would win? Would the raccoon’s furry tail give it the advantage, or would the opossum’s majestic scream propel it to victory?

Tags: cute raccoon, feral, feral and free, feral raccoon, funny possum

Raccoon vs Opossum Socks

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Helios Cat Socks
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Description: The true center of our solar system is a chunky ginger cat. The planets stay in orbit by being swatted by the sun’s enormous ginger paws. Cats rule all.

Tags: celestial, ginger cat, helios, kitty, orange cat

Helios Cat Socks

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Possum Witch Coven Socks
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Description: Ever wonder where possums go after digging through your trash? The answer is to their weekly witch coven meeting where they (along with their frog familiar) make potions, hex raccoons, and shoot the breeze.

Tags: halloween, horror, magic, opossum, opossum lover

Possum Witch Coven Socks

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We Ride At Dawn Socks
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Description: This babushka raccoon commands your attention with her sass & charm. Wherever she’s heading to, we’re going with her.

Tags: babushka, cute animals, raccoon, raccoon funny, raccoon humor

We Ride At Dawn Socks

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Never Say When Socks
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Description: Cheese lovers unite! When they ask you how much cheese you’d like, never say when until the earth is covered in cheese!

Tags: cheese, funny cheese, mouse cartoon, mouse lover, olive garden

Never Say When Socks

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The Games Socks
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Description: Relativity stairs with real squid. Are they working hard or hardly working?

Tags: games, relativity, squid lover, squid parody, squids

The Games Socks

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Whatever Floats Your Goat Socks

Description: Grab your goat bestie, a pool float, and relax in the nearest body of water. Life’s short, do whatever floats your goat.

Tags: floating, goat, goat lover, pool, river

Whatever Floats Your Goat Socks

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I Like Big Buttes Socks
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Description: I like big buttes and I cannot lie. The geographic form known as the butte is majestic to behold, with its steep sides rising into the air, its beauty you just can’t deny.

Tags: adventure, camping, fathers day, geographer, geography

I Like Big Buttes Socks

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Eat the Rich Socks
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Description: This little caterpillar recognizes economic inequality when she sees it. When there’s nothing left to eat, eat the rich.

Tags: caterpillar, equality, equality for all, hungry caterpillar

Eat the Rich Socks

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Y’all Means All Pangolin Socks
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Description: This cute little pangolin has a very important message: Y’all Means All.

Tags: equal rights, lgbtq pride, pangolin, pangolin lover, social justice

Y’all Means All Pangolin Socks

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I Hope You’re Treated Better Socks
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Description: The earth is warming at an unprecedented rate, causing more extreme climate disasters. Wars, starvation, deforestation, rising greenhouse gas emissions - we must unite to combat these threats as one before it’s too late.

Tags: climate action, climate change is real, earth, earth day, environment

I Hope You’re Treated Better Socks

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I’m Trying My Best Socks
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Description: Ever feel like you’re falling apart? Like you’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached? Now you can share your inner turmoil with the world and let them know you’re trying your best, gosh darn it!

Tags: 80s, chaos, chaotic, nostalgia, potato lover

I’m Trying My Best Socks

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No Really, It’s Fine Socks
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Description: Everything’s fine, really. #crashandburn

Tags: its fine im fine everything is fine, twitterbird, everything is fine, twitter trending, twitter meme

No Really, It’s Fine Socks

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Les Chats Socks
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Description: Les chats - a group of cats pictured walking away from you, from the cat's point of view.

Tags: floral cat, funny cats, kitty, cats, cute kittens

Les Chats Socks

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My Body, My Choice Socks
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Description: A floral representation of the female reproductive system with the phrase “My Body, My Choice”.

Tags: feminist, my body my choice, feminism, equality, reproductive rights

My Body, My Choice Socks

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Frog and Friends Socks
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Description: A happy little frog gathers mushrooms with its snail and butterfly friends.

Tags: nature, frog lover, cottagecore, nature lovers, mushroom hunter

Frog and Friends Socks

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Floral Fun Socks
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Description: Bright colors and fun flowers bring a little cheer to any day.

Tags: flowers blooming, floral design, floral, floral pattern, bloom

Floral Fun Socks

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Spooky & Fabulous Socks
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Description: This rainbow ghost is a little bit spooky but a whole lot fabulous!

Tags: lgbt pride, gay, halloween, lgbt, rainbow

Spooky & Fabulous Socks

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Super Shroom! Socks
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Description: It’s Super Shroom, protector of the forest!

Tags: superhero, nature lovers, fungi, magic mushroom, stoner

Super Shroom! Socks

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Holy Shit! Socks
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Description: Is this what people mean when they say holy shit?

Tags: dad jokes are my specialty, potty humor, poop joke, dad joke, holy shit

Holy Shit! Socks

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Mushroom Bouquet Socks
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Description: A vase full of mushrooms > a vase full of flowers

Tags: floral, nature, mushroom art, bouquet, vase

Mushroom Bouquet Socks

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Witch Please Socks
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Description: Time to hop on the broom and fly away from the stupidity. Witch please!

Tags: witch funny, halloween gifts, halloween, full moon night, full moon

Witch Please Socks

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