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Hoodies

Superlative Duplication Hoodie
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Description: SMELL IT

Tags: horology, parody design, watch

Superlative Duplication Hoodie

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⚡️ CRYSTAL POWER ⚡️ Hoodie
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Description: Not a crisis, friend.

Tags: japan, movement, timepiece, watch, watches

⚡️ CRYSTAL POWER ⚡️ Hoodie

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BERNY BRO Hoodie
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Description: Thank you, Mr Chu.

Tags: china, import, timepiece, wristwatch

BERNY BRO Hoodie

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FALCONTIME Hoodie
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Description: Here me, baby? Hold together.

Tags: galaxy, outer space, retro, scifi movies, spaceship

FALCONTIME Hoodie

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1 MINUTE TILL LUNCH/WITCH Hoodie
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Description: 60 seconds, then............

Tags: clock, clock face, time, timepiece, watch

1 MINUTE TILL LUNCH/WITCH Hoodie

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Wristwealth USA Hoodie
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Description: Right on.

Tags: horologist, horology, time, timepiece, watch

Wristwealth USA Hoodie

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Quartz Crisis Gang Hoodie
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Description: 🎵 GET YOUR SEIKO RUNNING 🎵

Tags: motorcycle, parody design, quartz, timepiece, watch

Quartz Crisis Gang Hoodie

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Yes, It Is Hoodie
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Description: (And on your side, too.)

Tags: digital, futuristic, lyrics, retro futurism, retro vintage aesthetic

Yes, It Is Hoodie

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SUPERLATIVE Hoodie
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Description: Hippies love luxury! I think.

Tags: horology, luxury, retro, time, timepiece

SUPERLATIVE Hoodie

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l33t luxur33 Hoodie
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Description: 1 w1sh 1 c0uld 4ff0rd 0n3

Tags: cyber, luxury, timepiece, wristwatch

l33t luxur33 Hoodie

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Crunchy Hoodie
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Description: Crunchy!

Tags: casio, horologist, horology, rolex, social media

Crunchy Hoodie

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Good-bye Hoodie
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Description: KING

Tags: planet, retro, saturn, timepiece, vintage

Good-bye Hoodie

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YEEHAW Hoodie
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Description: Yeehaw!

Tags: automotive, parody design, racing, timepiece, watch

YEEHAW Hoodie

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Swiss 1839 Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: \m/ \m/

Tags: heavy metal, parody design, rock and roll, timepiece, watch

Swiss 1839 Hoodie

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Swiss 1848 Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: \m/ \m/

Tags: heavy metal, parody design, rock and roll, timepiece, watch

Swiss 1848 Hoodie

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Swiss 1875 Hoodie
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Description: \m/ \m/

Tags: heavy metal, parody design, rock and roll, timepiece, watch

Swiss 1875 Hoodie

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NH35! Hoodie
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Description: セイコーグループ株式会社

Tags: band logo, heavy metal, rock music, watches

NH35! Hoodie

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Not Alexander Hoodie
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Description: Yes, we have no bananas. No, we do not have no field watches.

Tags: band logo, heavy metal, rock music, watches

Not Alexander Hoodie

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Swiss Luxury Hoodie
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Description: Rolexcellence

Tags: band logo, heavy metal, rock music, watches

Swiss Luxury Hoodie

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Kashio Keisanki Kabushiki-gaisha Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: \m/ \m/

Tags: death metal, digital, heavy metal, japan, japanese
You're Never Far From A... Hoodie
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Description: Twelve dollars, or less.

Tags: budget, cheap, chinese, fake, homage

You're Never Far From A... Hoodie

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Lume Monster Hoodie
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Description: Go. Towards. The glow.

Tags: anglerfish, diver, fish, glow, luminescence

Lume Monster Hoodie

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Knockoff Appreciation (black) Hoodie
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Description: I have no idea how it's pronounced.

Tags: cheap, china, chinese, homage, timepiece
Knockoff Appreciation Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: I have no idea how it's pronounced.

Tags: cheap, china, chinese, homage, timepiece

Knockoff Appreciation Hoodie

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Legend of Diver Hoodie
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Description: 300m

Tags: horology, neptune, ocean, pixel, retro

Legend of Diver Hoodie

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Yes, We Have No Radium Hoodie
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Description: Glow, little glow watch. Glimmer, glimmer.

Tags: atomic, glow, glow in the dark, luminescent, nuclear

Yes, We Have No Radium Hoodie

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Chronopanda (black) Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Timing the wasting of time.

Tags: chronograph, panda, quartz, timepiece, watches

Chronopanda (black) Hoodie

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Chronopanda (color) Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Timing the wasting of time.

Tags: chronograph, panda, quartz, timepiece, watches

Chronopanda (color) Hoodie

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BROLEX Hoodie
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Description: FLEX

Tags: bro code, fitness, gym, muscles, parody logo

BROLEX Hoodie

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C0KE Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: The pause that refreshes.

Tags: clock, cola, horologist, horology, soda

C0KE Hoodie

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C0KE GMT Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: The pause that refreshes.

Tags: clock, cola, horology, soda, time

C0KE GMT Hoodie

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PEPS1 Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: The choice of a new generation.

Tags: clock, cola, horology, soda, time

PEPS1 Hoodie

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PEPS1 GMT Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: The choice of a new generation.

Tags: clock, cola, horology, soda, time

PEPS1 GMT Hoodie

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Dr. P (red) Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: *Burp.*

Tags: advertising, cola, retro, soda, timepiece

Dr. P (red) Hoodie

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Cap'n Willard Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: The horror........... the horror.

Tags: apocalypse now, time, timepiece, vietnam, watches

Cap'n Willard Hoodie

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CRISIS! Hoodie
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Description: Quartz Movement Killed The Mechanical Star

Tags: battery, mechanical, quartz, timepiece, watches

CRISIS! Hoodie

$32 $42

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