Bags
Description: There are household items that live sheltered, respectable lives. And then there’s the toilet brush. Standing quietly in the corner, saying nothing, judging no one, carrying memories it can never unsee. “I’VE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDN’T BELIEVE” has never sounded more appropriate. Fun fact: toilet brushes became increasingly common household items alongside the spread of indoor flush toilets and modern sanitation during the 19th and early 20th centuries.
Description: Some lions rule the savannah. Lionel Leader prefers shopping centre openings, promotional appearances and a properly executed mascot wave. Lead the Pride features Lionel in all his gloriously cheerful retro mascot splendour, big smile, bigger mane and the sort of confidence usually reserved for people who have never once questioned whether pointing dramatically into the distance is necessary. Perfect for mascot fans, retro character lovers, old-school advertising enthusiasts and anyone who believes leadership should involve considerably more waving. Cool fact: A lion pride is unusual among big cats because lions are highly social animals, with related females often forming the stable core of the group.
Description: Some people see RODEO and hear bucking broncos. Others hear designer boutiques and the faint sound of a credit card begging for mercy. This design asks a perfectly simple question that becomes impossible the moment you try to answer it aloud. Fun fact: Rodeo Drive’s name can be traced to the 1838 Mexican land grant El Rodeo de las Aguas, meaning “The Gathering of the Waters.”
Description: Some immune systems fight bacteria. Yours fights the prospect of attending work. This design celebrates that mysterious medical condition where you feel indestructible all weekend, only to wake up on Monday with the constitution of a damp tissue. Cool fact: Immune system activity follows circadian rhythms, meaning your immune responses genuinely can vary throughout the day, although science has yet to prove that antibodies recognise weekends.
Description: Some mornings begin with optimism. Others begin with a dangerously low caffeine level and end with someone taking witness statements. “Too early, too tired, not enough coffee... everything else is in the police report” is for anyone who should not be expected to interact with civilisation before the first cup has taken effect. Cool fact: caffeine typically begins affecting the body within about 15–45 minutes of drinking coffee, which is an inconveniently long time when people are already talking to you.
Description: A nori roll and a bee meet by chance. One delivers the greatest cross-species greeting in culinary history: “Wasabi!” Perfect for sushi lovers, pun connoisseurs and anyone who enjoys jokes served raw. Cool fact: Despite its dark green appearance, nori is traditionally made from species of red algae.
Wasabi! Bag
$24
Description: Finally, medical advice everyone at the pub is willing to follow. This retro bottle-clinking design is for anyone who believes feelings should be expressed, friendships should be toasted and problems should never be left fermenting in silence. Fun fact: Brown beer bottles help block ultraviolet light, which can cause a chemical reaction that gives beer its infamous “skunky” smell.
Description: At last, someone has had the courage to tell the truth about the vanilla soy latte: it’s three-bean soup wearing café clothes. Coffee, soy and vanilla unite in one proudly overqualified beverage for coffee lovers, baristas, plant-based drinkers and anyone who enjoys applying questionable culinary logic with complete confidence. Cool fact: coffee “beans” are actually fruit seeds, vanilla “beans” are orchid seed pods, and soybeans are the only genuine legumes in this suspicious little soup.
Description: For the robot mop that travels confidently, changes direction occasionally and leaves the floor exactly as nature intended. “All Movement. No Achievement.” is for anyone who has ever mistaken activity for productivity, looked incredibly busy while accomplishing nothing, or attended a meeting that could have been an email. Cool fact: Microfibre works so well because its extremely fine fibres create a large surface area that traps dust, dirt and moisture. Unfortunately, the microfibre still has to be taken to where the dirt is.
Description: There are welders who follow drawings, measure twice and consult engineering specifications. And then there’s this bloke. Arms folded. Helmet down. Standing proudly behind a steel abomination held together with enough weld bead to survive the apocalypse. Is it structurally sound? Irrelevant. He welded it. It helded. Case closed. Cool fact: modern arc welding developed rapidly in the late 19th century, although historians have yet to determine exactly when “that’ll hold” became an internationally recognised engineering standard.
Description: Finally, an anatomy diagram simple enough for everyone to pass the exam. After centuries of scientists unnecessarily complicating the humble earthworm, we’ve reduced the subject to the only information you really need: Parts of a Worm: 1. Worm. Cool fact: Earthworms don’t have lungs; they breathe by absorbing oxygen through their moist skin.
Description: You woke up. The sun was shining. The possibilities were endless. Then someone reminded you about work, bills, errands and that thing you said you'd definitely do today. Another fine day, absolutely ambushed by responsibility. Fun fact: the word “responsibility” comes from the idea of being answerable or accountable, which honestly sounds exhausting even in Latin.
Description: He gave his life so that your crackers might be filled. Cheeses Died For You is a gloriously irreverent combination of dairy, devotion and dangerously mature wordplay. Perfect for cheese lovers, pun collectors and anyone who likes their humour blessed with a sharp finish. Cool fact: Brie develops its soft white edible rind with the help of a mould called Penicillium candidum.
Description: The forecast is bright with a 100% chance of terrible wordplay. Suns Out Puns Out is for anyone who believes warm weather is the perfect excuse to unleash jokes so bad they require SPF 50 protection. Cool fact: the Sun is so large that roughly 1.3 million Earths could fit inside it. That's a lot of space for dad jokes.
Description: Some animals climb trees. Some swim. The wombat looked at a solid wall of earth and thought, “Yeah, I can work with this.” Featuring a hard-working wombat beside a massive TBM cutterhead, Built to Tunnel is for tunnelling crews, underground workers and civil construction legends who feel more comfortable below ground than above it. Cool fact: wombats are natural tunnellers, using powerful forelimbs and strong claws to excavate extensive underground burrow systems.
Description: Some are born to lead. Some are born to follow. This bloke was born to roll. Featuring a cheerful wombat behind the controls of a road roller, this design is for asphalt crews, roller operators, road workers and civil construction legends who know that a good day involves hot mix, heavy machinery and making rough things smooth. Cool fact: wombats are powerful diggers with backward-facing pouches, which helps stop dirt from being thrown onto their young while they burrow.
Description: Cool head, hot asphalt, smooth finish. This cheerful koala knows that anyone can make a mess, but it takes a real Smooth Operator to roll in and flatten things out. Made for asphalt crews, roller operators, road workers and civil construction legends who like their surfaces smooth and their humour slightly compacted. Cool fact: modern asphalt rollers often use vibration as well as their own weight to compact asphalt and create a dense, durable road surface.
Description: Sometimes you just have to stop worrying, surrender control, and let the giant radioactive lizard handle it. Let Go and Let Godzilla is for kaiju fans, monster movie obsessives, and anyone whose preferred coping strategy involves significantly more property damage. Cool fact: The original 1954 Godzilla suit was so heavy and difficult to perform in that the actor inside could only work in it for short periods at a time.
Description: Freshly laid, properly compacted and completely out of patience. This cheeky koala is behind the controls of an asphalt paver and has a message for anyone holding up the job: Kiss My Asphalt. Made for pavers, road crews, civil construction workers and anyone who knows the smell of hot mix before smoko. Cool fact: an asphalt paver spreads hot asphalt in a controlled layer before rollers compact it into the smooth road surface we drive on.
Description: A miracle of colour, questionable spelling and four extremely patient sheep. Jesus Dyed Four Ewes turns a familiar phrase into a bright, irreverent bit of biblical wordplay for pun lovers, sheep fans and anyone who enjoys their humor slightly sacrilegious. Cool fact: Sheep have wide, rectangular pupils that give them an impressive field of vision, helping them keep watch for danger without turning their heads.
Description: Some people work hard. This little bloke works his asphalt off. Featuring a hardworking koala giving the hot mix everything he’s got with an asphSome people work hard. This little bloke works his asphalt off. Featuring a hardworking koala giving the hot mix everything he’s got with an asphalt rake, this one’s for the pavers, road crews, civil workers and anyone who finishes the day covered in dust, sweat and questionable decisions. Cool fact: the wide, flat tool used to spread aalt rake, this one’s for the pavers, road crews, civil workers and anyone who finishes the day covered in dust, sweat and questionable decisions. Cool fact: the wide, flat tool used to spread and level hot asphalt is commonly called an asphalt rake or asphalt lute.
Description: There’s nothing more stressful than stumbling into a public couple’s argument halfway through and being expected, spiritually at least, to pick a side. This design is for the innocent bystander who just wanted to mind their own business but is now emotionally invested with absolutely no context. Cool fact: The word “eavesdrop” originally referred to standing near the edge of a house roof, or the eaves, to secretly listen in on conversations.
Description: Some of us need directions in a language we actually understand: turn left at the servo, right after the big tree, and if you reach the roundabout, you’ve gone too far. “Head east” is not helpful unless the sun is wearing a name tag. Cool fact: A compass points toward magnetic north, which is not exactly the same place as geographic north.
Description: For those who don’t just watch football but schedule their entire emotional wellbeing around it. This cheerful soccer ball mascot brings passion, pride and match-day energy wherever it goes, making it perfect for players, supporters, coaches and anyone who believes life is better with a ball at their feet. Cool fact: The modern rules of association football were formally established in England in 1863 with the founding of The Football Association.
Description: The letter L knows how to make an entrance. It marches in first, while the rest of “aughter” follows obediently behind. A colorful dose of wonderfully groan-worthy wordplay for pun lovers, language nerds, teachers, and anyone who believes the best jokes deserve an eye roll. Cool fact: The word “laughter” can be traced back to the Old English word “hleahtor.”
Description: Age may slow you down, but it does wonders for your personal highlight reel. Every year, the stories get faster, stronger and significantly more impressive. Perfect for anyone whose greatest achievements improve slightly with every retelling. Cool fact: Psychologists call our tendency to remember the past more positively than it really was “rosy retrospection.”
Description: For anyone whose brain suddenly launches an emergency press conference halfway through somebody else’s sentence. You’re not trying to be rude. The thought just arrived at full speed, waving its arms and demanding immediate attention. Cool fact: The word “interrupt” comes from the Latin interrumpere, meaning “to break apart” or “break between.”
Description: For anyone whose brain suddenly launches an emergency press conference halfway through somebody else’s sentence. You’re not trying to be rude. The thought just arrived at full speed, waving its arms and demanding immediate attention. Cool fact: The word “interrupt” comes from the Latin interrumpere, meaning “to break apart” or “break between.”
Description: For anyone whose running style is less “majestic gazelle” and more “someone call an ambulance, but not yet.” This exhausted little athlete is giving it everything he has, which appears to be three meters and a lot of heavy breathing. Perfect for reluctant runners, slow joggers, fitness beginners, and anyone who considers making it to the fridge a personal best. Cool fact: Dogs mainly cool themselves by panting, which makes this breathless running mascot surprisingly committed to temperature control.
Description: For anyone who knows that fútbol isn’t just a game, it’s ninety minutes of hope, heartbreak, shouting at the referee, and promising you’ll stay calm next time. This cheerful soccer ball mascot is proudly wearing its heart on its sleeve, assuming soccer balls had sleeves. Cool fact: “Fútbol” is the Spanish adaptation of the English word “football” and is used throughout much of the Spanish-speaking world.
Description: Some people watch movies for the plot. Others are brave enough to spot the fake dinosaurs and say what everyone else is too afraid to admit. Perfect for dinosaur lovers, movie nerds, sarcastic critics, and anyone who takes Jurassic realism far too seriously. Cool fact: The word dinosaur was coined in 1842 by British scientist Richard Owen, from Greek words meaning “terrible lizard.”
Description: For anyone who thought a casual jog would lead to better fitness, but instead unlocked an unexpected networking event with emergency services. This design is perfect for runners, reluctant exercisers, cardio avoiders, and anyone whose fitness journey comes with a medical support team. Cool fact: The word cardiology comes from the Greek kardia, meaning heart, and -logia, meaning study; the term was being used in English by the mid-1800s.
Description: Some people look back on their broke days with nostalgia. Others look around and realize the documentary is still filming. This design is for anyone whose wallet has character, trauma, and maybe two coins left for emotional support. Cool fact: The word “broke” has been used to mean “without money” since at least the 1830s, originally as a slang extension of being financially “broken.”
Still Broke Bag
$24
Description: He is risen... and apparently he brought dinosaurs. The Return of Jurassic Christ crashes biblical spectacle into full-blown prehistoric chaos, with a velociraptor messiah, a roaring T. rex, and an apocalypse that looks suspiciously fun. Perfect for fans of dinosaurs, parody art, and gloriously unhinged pop-culture mashups. Cool fact: real Velociraptors were much smaller than movie versions and were likely covered in feathers.
Description: For people who are doing splendidly, surviving stylishly, or at least pretending everything is wonderfully under control. This design turns an old-school expression into a bright, cheeky bit of wearable optimism. Cool fact: “fine and dandy” is recorded from 1799, and modern dictionaries note it can mean excellent or be used with a sarcastic wink.
Description: Got a nervous laugh, a spooky streak, or a love of classic creepy nonsense? This design serves up the heebie-jeebies in the best possible way, with big jittery energy and just the right amount of cartoon panic. Cool fact: “heebie-jeebies” is widely credited to cartoonist Billy DeBeck, with its first known use in 1923.
