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Description: I wanted one so I made one, lol! T-shirt design that was inspired by the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage, and the famous Obama "Hope" Poster. For fans of wrestling, fans of pro wrestling, fans of contact sports, for fans of 1990s wrestling, for fans of 1980s wrestling, late night bar crowds, people who like funny shirts, people who like memes, for people who like macho man randy savage, wcw, wwe, wrestling, macho madness,
Description: Such a classic promo, haha: YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF ....
Description: From the "Scott Steiner Math" promo, haha: "YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANC
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Description: Man or Astroman? is a 1990s band known for their high-energy fusion of surf rock and space-age electronic sounds, creating a unique, retro-futuristic vibe. Their music combines frenetic guitar riffs, quirky samples, and sci-fi themes, delivering a thrilling and otherworldly listening experience. Check them out!!
Description: Man or Astroman? is a 1990s band known for their high-energy fusion of surf rock and space-age electronic sounds, creating a unique, retro-futuristic vibe. Their music combines frenetic guitar riffs, quirky samples, and sci-fi themes, delivering a thrilling and otherworldly listening experience.
Description: It was destined to be the most heralded burial shroud of all time, only to have that destiny STOLEN from it just three days into eternity. "I will return," Jesus promised him, but come to find out, it was all a ruse. Now, feeling raw after being stood up for 2,000 years, it will stop at NOTHING until it finds its man, and finishes the job. Who will find Jesus first?
