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No Kings! Shorts
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Description: No Kings in America

Tags: anti trump, antifa, antifascist, bernie sanders, civil rights

No Kings! Shorts

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Sticky Toffee Pudding - Gordon Ramsay - White Shorts
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Description: This traditional English sticky toffee pudding has the texture of a sponge-like cake that is super moist and full of sweet dates. The cake batter is baked on top of toffee sauce, then even more toffee sauce is poured on top (that toffee drizzle is a holiday gift of its own!). Serve it with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream for a truly unforgettable dessert! 

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dessert, food
Sticky Toffee Pudding - Gordon Ramsey - Dark Blue Shorts
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Description: This traditional English sticky toffee pudding has the texture of a sponge-like cake that is super moist and full of sweet dates. The cake batter is baked on top of toffee sauce, then even more toffee sauce is poured on top (that toffee drizzle is a holiday gift of its own!). Serve it with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream for a truly unforgettable dessert! 

Tags: chef, cooking, dessert, food, funny quote
Sticky Toffee Pudding - Gordon Ramsay (Yellow) Shorts
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Description: This traditional English sticky toffee pudding has the texture of a sponge-like cake that is super moist and full of sweet dates. The cake batter is baked on top of toffee sauce, then even more toffee sauce is poured on top (that toffee drizzle is a holiday gift of its own!). Serve it with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream for a truly unforgettable dessert! 

Tags: chef, cook, cooking, dessert, food
IS THIS FIGHT CLUB? ("Person Looking For Fight Club" Costume) - Dark version Shorts
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Description: Does "Fight Club" take walk-in's, or do you need a membership?

Tags: 90s, boxing, brad pitt, costume, funny halloween costume
"I Know My Rights, I Pay My Taxes" Seagull Shorts
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Description: BTW, are those your nachos? ...May I have one, pleeease?

Tags: accountant, constitutional rights, cpa, cross stitch, freedom
Deck the Windows, Deck the Halls! Shorts
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Description: 3-6-9, it's that time, deck those halls and drank that wine!

Tags: 369, christmas, get low, lil jon, parody xmas
Amateur Boxing Night at Waffle House Shorts
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Description: America's premier fighting league needs quit playing coy and own it, go Pay-Per-View! This is the original design, btw; don't fall victim to the copycat versions out there. Thank you so much for your support!

Tags: boxer, boxing, dining, drunk, fight
Macho Man Randy Savage "YEAH" shepard fairey parody design Shorts

Description: I wanted one so I made one, lol! T-shirt design that was inspired by the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage, and the famous Obama "Hope" Poster. For fans of wrestling, fans of pro wrestling, fans of contact sports, for fans of 1990s wrestling, for fans of 1980s wrestling, late night bar crowds, people who like funny shirts, people who like memes, for people who like macho man randy savage, wcw, wwe, wrestling, macho madness,

Tags: fathers day, macho man, madness, parody design, positivity quotes
Scott Steiner - I'm a Genetic Freak! Shorts
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Description: Such a classic promo, haha: YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF ....

Tags: freak, genetic, kurt angle, math, pro wrestling
Scott Steiner Math Shorts
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Description: From the "Scott Steiner Math" promo, haha: "YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SAMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANC

Tags: big poppa pump, chance, kurt angle, math, numbers dont lie

Scott Steiner Math Shorts

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Y'all. Shorts
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Description: Y'all, hey, seriously. you guise.

Tags: accent, austin, conversation starter, country, dallas

Y'all. Shorts

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Attention Service Desk: Two zero zero Shorts
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Description: That cold, mysterious intercom message you hear whenever you walk into a Safeway, or Randalls, Albertsons, etc. grocery store. IYKYK, haha. (I think it just means "Call on line 2")

Tags: 200, albertsons, attention service desk, balduccis, carrs
Sandpipers at the Beach Shorts
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Description: I really love going to the beach when I can, especially when the sandpipers are out there looking for food and dodging waves with their little stick legs.

Tags: beach, birds, california, coast, marina del rey

Sandpipers at the Beach Shorts

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Explain THIS, Atheists! Shorts

Description: Meme's are fun, we're having fun, couldn't resist.

Tags: atheists, baller, basketball, christianity, devil

Explain THIS, Atheists! Shorts

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Man or Astroman - Alien Space Commander Shorts
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Description: Man or Astroman? is a 1990s band known for their high-energy fusion of surf rock and space-age electronic sounds, creating a unique, retro-futuristic vibe. Their music combines frenetic guitar riffs, quirky samples, and sci-fi themes, delivering a thrilling and otherworldly listening experience. Check them out!!

Tags: 90s, adult swim, alien, astroman, cartoon network
Man or Astroman - (Space Commander version) Shorts
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Description: Man or Astroman? is a 1990s band known for their high-energy fusion of surf rock and space-age electronic sounds, creating a unique, retro-futuristic vibe. Their music combines frenetic guitar riffs, quirky samples, and sci-fi themes, delivering a thrilling and otherworldly listening experience.

Tags: 90s, adult swim, astroman, cartoon network, coast to coast
Hurry Up and Land Shorts
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Description: It's gettin crazy out here, where y'all at??!

Tags: alien, aliens, annunaki, desert, extraterrestrial

Hurry Up and Land Shorts

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Revenge of the Shroud of Turin Shorts
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Description: It was destined to be the most heralded burial shroud of all time, only to have that destiny STOLEN from it just three days into eternity. "I will return," Jesus promised him, but come to find out, it was all a ruse. Now, feeling raw after being stood up for 2,000 years, it will stop at NOTHING until it finds its man, and finishes the job. Who will find Jesus first?

Tags: 60s style, fire, funny, horror, horrormovies
I Need Freshness That Lasts (2) Shorts
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Description: Speaking from the heart!

Tags: camping, coffee, detergent, dirty, funny
I Need Freshness That Lasts (1) Shorts
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Description: Speaking from the heart!

Tags: 50s, 60s, athletic, black, camping

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