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Hi, I’m Weirdyan, a Phoenix-based illustrator. Welcome to my shop, where weirdness meets sarcasm, and reality checks are strictly prohibited. Enjoy the chaos!

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Camel safari trekker Hat
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Description: Empty Quarter soul (Rub al Khali). Bedouin campfire vibes (tea and stories). Liwa oasis date palm (green gem). Tel Moreeb dune climb (300m). Desert safari 4x4 (bumpy). Arabian coffee ritual (cardamom). Camel caravan silhouette (classic). Bedouin tent stargazer (Milky Way).

Tags: 300 metre dune flex, arabian coffee ritual, bedouin campfire vibes, bedouin tent stargazer, camel caravan silhouette

Camel safari trekker Hat

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Oryx spotter Hat
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Description: Empty Quarter soul (Rub al Khali). Bedouin campfire vibes (tea and stories). Liwa oasis date palm (green gem). Tel Moreeb dune climb (300m). Desert safari 4x4 (bumpy). Arabian coffee ritual (cardamom). Camel caravan silhouette (classic). Bedouin tent stargazer (Milky Way).

Tags: 300 metre dune flex, arabian coffee ritual, bedouin campfire vibes, bedouin tent stargazer, camel caravan silhouette

Oryx spotter Hat

$12 $19

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Bedouin camp stayer Hat
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Description: Empty Quarter soul (Rub al Khali). Bedouin campfire vibes (tea and stories). Liwa oasis date palm (green gem). Tel Moreeb dune climb (300m). Desert safari 4x4 (bumpy). Arabian coffee ritual (cardamom). Camel caravan silhouette (classic). Bedouin tent stargazer (Milky Way).

Tags: 300 metre dune flex, arabian coffee ritual, bedouin campfire vibes, bedouin tent stargazer, camel caravan silhouette

Bedouin camp stayer Hat

$12 $19

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Dune bashing 4X4 rider Hat
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Description: Empty Quarter soul (Rub al Khali). Bedouin campfire vibes (tea and stories). Liwa oasis date palm (green gem). Tel Moreeb dune climb (300m). Desert safari 4x4 (bumpy). Arabian coffee ritual (cardamom). Camel caravan silhouette (classic). Bedouin tent stargazer (Milky Way).

Tags: 300 metre dune flex, arabian coffee ritual, bedouin campfire vibes, bedouin tent stargazer, camel caravan silhouette

Dune bashing 4X4 rider Hat

$12 $19

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Empty quarter rub' Al Khali gazer Hat
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Description: Empty Quarter soul (Rub al Khali). Bedouin campfire vibes (tea and stories). Liwa oasis date palm (green gem). Tel Moreeb dune climb (300m). Desert safari 4x4 (bumpy). Arabian coffee ritual (cardamom). Camel caravan silhouette (classic). Bedouin tent stargazer (Milky Way).

Tags: 300 metre dune flex, arabian coffee ritual, bedouin campfire vibes, bedouin tent stargazer, camel caravan silhouette

Empty quarter rub' Al Khali gazer Hat

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Sandstorm survivor Hat
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Description: Singing dunes energy (sand hums). Flaming Cliffs sunset (orange glow). Yol Valley ice gorge (summer ice). Bactrian camel caravan (two humps). White Stupa Cliffs (ancient city vibes). Gobi bear legend (rare). Nemegt Basin dinosaur (fossils). Mongolian ger life (nomad). Endless horizon soul (empty). Cold desert paradox (freezing).

Tags: bactrian camel caravan, cold desert paradox, desert, dunes, endless horizon soul

Sandstorm survivor Hat

$12 $19

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Khongoryn Zls singing dunes listener Hat
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Description: Singing dunes energy (sand hums). Flaming Cliffs sunset (orange glow). Yol Valley ice gorge (summer ice). Bactrian camel caravan (two humps). White Stupa Cliffs (ancient city vibes). Gobi bear legend (rare). Nemegt Basin dinosaur (fossils). Mongolian ger life (nomad). Endless horizon soul (empty). Cold desert paradox (freezing).

Tags: bactrian camel caravan, cold desert paradox, desert, dunes, endless horizon soul

Khongoryn Zls singing dunes listener Hat

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Camel herder culture learner Hat
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Description: Singing dunes energy (sand hums). Flaming Cliffs sunset (orange glow). Yol Valley ice gorge (summer ice). Bactrian camel caravan (two humps). White Stupa Cliffs (ancient city vibes). Gobi bear legend (rare). Nemegt Basin dinosaur (fossils). Mongolian ger life (nomad). Endless horizon soul (empty). Cold desert paradox (freezing).

Tags: bactrian camel caravan, cold desert paradox, desert, dunes, endless horizon soul

Camel herder culture learner Hat

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Dinosaur fossil hunter Hat
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Description: Singing dunes energy (sand hums). Flaming Cliffs sunset (orange glow). Yol Valley ice gorge (summer ice). Bactrian camel caravan (two humps). White Stupa Cliffs (ancient city vibes). Gobi bear legend (rare). Nemegt Basin dinosaur (fossils). Mongolian ger life (nomad). Endless horizon soul (empty). Cold desert paradox (freezing).

Tags: bactrian camel caravan, cold desert paradox, desert, dunes, endless horizon soul

Dinosaur fossil hunter Hat

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Faming cliffs bayanzag gazer Hat
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Description: Singing dunes energy (sand hums). Flaming Cliffs sunset (orange glow). Yol Valley ice gorge (summer ice). Bactrian camel caravan (two humps). White Stupa Cliffs (ancient city vibes). Gobi bear legend (rare). Nemegt Basin dinosaur (fossils). Mongolian ger life (nomad). Endless horizon soul (empty). Cold desert paradox (freezing).

Tags: bactrian camel caravan, cold desert paradox, desert, dunes, endless horizon soul

Faming cliffs bayanzag gazer Hat

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Sandboarding dune rider Hat
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Description: Largest hot desert (9.4 million sq km). Saharan caravan soul (camel train). Dune sea wanderer (sand waves). Tuareg blue rider (indigo). Oasis mirage energy (mirage). Camel train silhouette (classic). Erg Chebbi sunset (golden). Ancient rock art (history). Sandstorm survivor (gritty).

Tags: 94 million square km, ancient rock art, camel train silhouette, desert, dune sea wanderer

Sandboarding dune rider Hat

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Desert Berber tea sipper Hat
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Description: Largest hot desert (9.4 million sq km). Saharan caravan soul (camel train). Dune sea wanderer (sand waves). Tuareg blue rider (indigo). Oasis mirage energy (mirage). Camel train silhouette (classic). Erg Chebbi sunset (golden). Ancient rock art (history). Sandstorm survivor (gritty).

Tags: 94 million square km, ancient rock art, camel train silhouette, desert, dune sea wanderer

Desert Berber tea sipper Hat

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Star-filled night sky gazer Hat
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Description: Largest hot desert (9.4 million sq km). Saharan caravan soul (camel train). Dune sea wanderer (sand waves). Tuareg blue rider (indigo). Oasis mirage energy (mirage). Camel train silhouette (classic). Erg Chebbi sunset (golden). Ancient rock art (history). Sandstorm survivor (gritty).

Tags: 94 million square km, ancient rock art, camel train silhouette, desert, dune sea wanderer

Star-filled night sky gazer Hat

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Camel caravan trekker Hat
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Description: Largest hot desert (9.4 million sq km). Saharan caravan soul (camel train). Dune sea wanderer (sand waves). Tuareg blue rider (indigo). Oasis mirage energy (mirage). Camel train silhouette (classic). Erg Chebbi sunset (golden). Ancient rock art (history). Sandstorm survivor (gritty).

Tags: 94 million square km, ancient rock art, camel train silhouette, desert, dune sea wanderer

Camel caravan trekker Hat

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Erg Chebbi dune sunrise Hat
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Description: Largest hot desert (9.4 million sq km). Saharan caravan soul (camel train). Dune sea wanderer (sand waves). Tuareg blue rider (indigo). Oasis mirage energy (mirage). Camel train silhouette (classic). Erg Chebbi sunset (golden). Ancient rock art (history). Sandstorm survivor (gritty).

Tags: 94 million square km, ancient rock art, camel train silhouette, desert, dune sea wanderer

Erg Chebbi dune sunrise Hat

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Ice road driver Hat
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Description: Polar desert paradox (ice, not sand). Svalbard ice desert (frozen). Franz Josef Land (remote). Ivory gull colony (white birds). Arctic walrus haul (big guys). 5-10% lichen cover (sparse). Cold desert soul (chilly). Above 75 degrees north (far). Polar bear kingdom (ruling). Barren beauty energy (stark).

Tags: 5 10 lichen cover, above 75 degrees north, arctic walrus haul, barren beauty energy, bear

Ice road driver Hat

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Polar night survivor Hat
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Description: Polar desert paradox (ice, not sand). Svalbard ice desert (frozen). Franz Josef Land (remote). Ivory gull colony (white birds). Arctic walrus haul (big guys). 5-10% lichen cover (sparse). Cold desert soul (chilly). Above 75 degrees north (far). Polar bear kingdom (ruling). Barren beauty energy (stark).

Tags: 5 10 lichen cover, above 75 degrees north, arctic walrus haul, barren beauty energy, bear

Polar night survivor Hat

$12 $19

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Midnight sun gazer Hat
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Description: Polar desert paradox (ice, not sand). Svalbard ice desert (frozen). Franz Josef Land (remote). Ivory gull colony (white birds). Arctic walrus haul (big guys). 5-10% lichen cover (sparse). Cold desert soul (chilly). Above 75 degrees north (far). Polar bear kingdom (ruling). Barren beauty energy (stark).

Tags: 5 10 lichen cover, above 75 degrees north, arctic walrus haul, barren beauty energy, bear

Midnight sun gazer Hat

$12 $19

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Desert polar bear spotter Hat
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Description: Polar desert paradox (ice, not sand). Svalbard ice desert (frozen). Franz Josef Land (remote). Ivory gull colony (white birds). Arctic walrus haul (big guys). 5-10% lichen cover (sparse). Cold desert soul (chilly). Above 75 degrees north (far). Polar bear kingdom (ruling). Barren beauty energy (stark).

Tags: 5 10 lichen cover, above 75 degrees north, arctic walrus haul, barren beauty energy, bear

Desert polar bear spotter Hat

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Tundra permafrost walker Hat
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Description: Polar desert paradox (ice, not sand). Svalbard ice desert (frozen). Franz Josef Land (remote). Ivory gull colony (white birds). Arctic walrus haul (big guys). 5-10% lichen cover (sparse). Cold desert soul (chilly). Above 75 degrees north (far). Polar bear kingdom (ruling). Barren beauty energy (stark).

Tags: 5 10 lichen cover, above 75 degrees north, arctic walrus haul, barren beauty energy, bear

Tundra permafrost walker Hat

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Katabatic wind survivor Hat
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Description: Largest desert on earth (ice, not sand). Frozen desert paradox (confusing). McMurdo Dry Valleys (Mars-like). Diamond dust sky (sparkly). 2cm precipitation flex (barely wet). Polar desert soul (cold). Ice shelf citadel (giant). No permanent humans (just scientists). Extremophile life (tough microbes). Albedo guardian (cooling).

Tags: 2cm precipitation flex, albedo guardian, bear, desert, diamond dust sky

Katabatic wind survivor Hat

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Emperor penguin colony watcher Hat
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Description: Largest desert on earth (ice, not sand). Frozen desert paradox (confusing). McMurdo Dry Valleys (Mars-like). Diamond dust sky (sparkly). 2cm precipitation flex (barely wet). Polar desert soul (cold). Ice shelf citadel (giant). No permanent humans (just scientists). Extremophile life (tough microbes). Albedo guardian (cooling).

Tags: 2cm precipitation flex, albedo guardian, bear, desert, diamond dust sky

Emperor penguin colony watcher Hat

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Ice sheet edge gazer Hat
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Description: Largest desert on earth (ice, not sand). Frozen desert paradox (confusing). McMurdo Dry Valleys (Mars-like). Diamond dust sky (sparkly). 2cm precipitation flex (barely wet). Polar desert soul (cold). Ice shelf citadel (giant). No permanent humans (just scientists). Extremophile life (tough microbes). Albedo guardian (cooling).

Tags: 2cm precipitation flex, albedo guardian, bear, desert, diamond dust sky

Ice sheet edge gazer Hat

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Mc Murdo valleys explorer Hat
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Description: Largest desert on earth (ice, not sand). Frozen desert paradox (confusing). McMurdo Dry Valleys (Mars-like). Diamond dust sky (sparkly). 2cm precipitation flex (barely wet). Polar desert soul (cold). Ice shelf citadel (giant). No permanent humans (just scientists). Extremophile life (tough microbes). Albedo guardian (cooling).

Tags: 2cm precipitation flex, albedo guardian, bear, desert, diamond dust sky

Mc Murdo valleys explorer Hat

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Polar desert ice gazer Hat
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Description: Largest desert on earth (ice, not sand). Frozen desert paradox (confusing). McMurdo Dry Valleys (Mars-like). Diamond dust sky (sparkly). 2cm precipitation flex (barely wet). Polar desert soul (cold). Ice shelf citadel (giant). No permanent humans (just scientists). Extremophile life (tough microbes). Albedo guardian (cooling).

Tags: 2cm precipitation flex, albedo guardian, bear, desert, diamond dust sky

Polar desert ice gazer Hat

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Wallpaper gazer Hat
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Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).

Tags: 000 year orbit, 3, 500 au gap, 70, black hole

Wallpaper gazer Hat

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8,000 light-years away locator Hat
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Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).

Tags: 000 year orbit, 3, 500 au gap, 70, black hole

8,000 light-years away locator Hat

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Gentle black hole implosion theorist Hat
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Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).

Tags: 000 year orbit, 3, 500 au gap, 70, black hole

Gentle black hole implosion theorist Hat

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70,000-year orbit gazer Hat
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Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).

Tags: 000 year orbit, 3, 500 au gap, 70, black hole

70,000-year orbit gazer Hat

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First black hole triple system discoverer Hat
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Description: First black hole triple (three's company). 70,000-year orbit (long distance). Gentle collapse energy (quiet birth). Cygnus constellation (swan). Three-body dance (chaotic). Nine solar masses (heavy). Failed supernova (didn't explode). 3,500 AU gap (spaced out). Gaia discovery (ESA). Triple system flex (rare).

Tags: 000 year orbit, 3, 500 au gap, 70, black hole

First black hole triple system discoverer Hat

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Discovery rememberer Hat
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Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).

Tags: 3, 800 light years away, black hole, centaurus constellation, dormant black hole

Discovery rememberer Hat

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9 solar mass scale comparator Hat
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Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).

Tags: 3, 800 light years away, black hole, centaurus constellation, dormant black hole

9 solar mass scale comparator Hat

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Dormant black hole no x-ray signal survivor Hat
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Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).

Tags: 3, 800 light years away, black hole, centaurus constellation, dormant black hole

Dormant black hole no x-ray signal survivor Hat

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3,800 light-years away locator Hat
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Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).

Tags: 3, 800 light years away, black hole, centaurus constellation, dormant black hole

3,800 light-years away locator Hat

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Second closest black hole gazer Hat
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Description: Red giant companion (big star). 3,800 light-years away (close). Dormant black hole (sleeping). Gaia mission discovery (ESA). Wobbling star dance (detection). Ten solar masses (heavy). Centaurus constellation (southern). Invisible giant energy (hidden). Wide orbit mystery (spaced out). Silent black hole (no X-rays).

Tags: 3, 800 light years away, black hole, centaurus constellation, dormant black hole

Second closest black hole gazer Hat

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Science fiction novel reference Hat
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Description: First black hole ever (OG). 21 solar masses (heavyweight). Hawking bet winner (he lost). Blue supergiant dance (orbiting). Stellar wind mystery (mass loss). X-ray rocket discovery (1964). 6,000 light-years away (close). Rush song legend (prog rock). Accretion disk glow (bright).

Tags: 000 light years away, 1 solar masses, 6, black hole, blue supergiant dance

Science fiction novel reference Hat

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