wharton

Description: I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.

Description: The fruit bowl is a wild place.

Description: the Night Knight

Description: What's your poison?

Description: The water reveals our true nature.

Description: Wanderlust or bust

Description: Monster hunter

Description: Enjoy the little things in life

Description: Rolling ronin

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: A poem for happiness

Description: The Grand Budapest is an institution sir.

Description: Adventure, revenge, redemption.

Description: I think I love you...

Description: The world is already fucked up enough.

Description: We'll go where eagles dare!

Description: A pyramid scheme

Description: Modern day hunter/ gatherer

Description: Though she be but little...

Description: Life death and life again.

Description: Dragon sashimi is best served fresh

Description: Papa Steve has a lot on his mind aside from revenge, flirting and speedos.

Description: They're going to need a bigger boat to catch a Jaguar shark.

Description: Ever wonder whats going on in that brain of his?

Description: Walter has a lot on his mind.

Description: Dragon Sashimi, the warriors choice.

Description: 221B Baker Street plays host to all manner of strange and horrifying tales of mystery and murder.

Description: Life Death Rebirth

Description: Its a known fact that Odin was a smooth talking bearded deity whose pants were rarely kept on. What isn't well known are some of his divine chat-up one liners. After minutes or research I uncovered a wikipedia scroll containing ancient Norse runes of masculine power, this is the translation of those runes. Please use responsibly.

Description: Deep inside my urban heart lies a lumberjack spirit ready to sing and scuffle with bears, tramp through the forest, chop and whittle wood.