Another one from the mind of Jerry Skids of Mouse Rants Podcast.
Things aren't easy when you're an out of work Communicore robot. SMRT-1 isn't looking for a handout, he'll gladly guess your birthday for some food.
Inspired by Meg Veg of Mouseport podcast.
Ladies and gentlemen. May I have your attention please? Due to circumstances beyond our control... the Jungle Cruise WILL be operating for the rest of the evening... Thank you.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Cosmic Ray is proud to present the biggest little star in the galaxy. Direct from Yew Nork City on the planet Zork, put your hands together for Sonny Eclipse and the amazing Astro Organ!
Hello, and welcome to Soarin’. My name is Patrick, and I’ll be your chief flight attendant today. We’ll begin boarding in a few minutes, but first, I’d like to acquaint you with some important safety information.
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You are not the first to pass this way. Nor shall you be the last. Those who seek the spirit of Norway face peril and adventure.
What’s this? How dare you come here?!
Stop! This is troll country.
Look away—be gone!
I’ll cast a spell.
Back! Back! Over the falls!