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I've been drawing since i could hold a crayon... I've been a student of the Arts,(Animation,cartooning,puppetry,music,theater,drama) all of my life.
Grants pass,Oregon

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I Got This Way Without Drugs Shorts

Description: I never did drugs and Yes- I’m crazy, overly spontaneous and do silly crazy stuff sometimes… now get offline let’s chase squirrels!!!!!

Tags: anti drug, comedy, crazy, funny, funny quote
Killing them with kindness is taking longer than I thought… Shorts
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Description: Killing them takes patience ( no I don’t condone murder- I just thought this was funny)

Tags: dark humor, dead, death, funny, horror
Evolution of cartoons Shorts

Description: From sea dwellers to the Hanna barbarians, progress from monkey to mankind( sort of)

Tags: animation, baby boomers, bam bam, cartoon, cartoons
David Bowie Labyrinth Shorts
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Description: David Bowie was the perfect Goblin king in Labyrinth.honor his memory and Jim Henson’s with this awesome design…

Tags: 80s, 90s, bowie, david, david bowie
Politicians need to be changed Shorts

Description: Diapers and politicians are very similar…. They both need to be changed frequently and for the same reason

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifascist, democrat, election
Creative genius Shorts
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Description: I posted this to see if I become a best seller on teepublic!!!! Here’s hoping!!!! Buy my stuff! I wanna be rich! (Kidding)

Tags: adult humor, comedy, cute, funny, funny gift
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer Shorts

Description: They used to laugh and call him names… then Rudolph lost it.

Tags: blood, bloody, christmas humor, comedy, funny christmas
That’s a Morray!!!!!! (When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie) Shorts
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Description: When the moon, it’s your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s Amore oops, I mean a Morray!!!!!

Tags: a morry, couple, cute, eel, eels
No touchy! Kuzko no likey Shorts
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Description: Kuzko no likey- send out the message for a little space!!!

Tags: do not touch, dont touch, dont touch me, funny, funny animal
President trump the brain-less Shorts
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Description: You are all under my power I am the brain…

Tags: animaniacs, animation, cartoon, cartoons, comedy
Like I give a S**t Shorts

Description: This cat don’t care… clearly apathy and indifference Has struck this Gato cold, me no care-o get a life and on your way get me a rat with ketchup…

Tags: apathetic cat, cat dont give a shit, dont care, funny, funny quote
Muppet Murder Kermit And Animal Shorts
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Description: One day,Animal snapped. Ya its twisted and comes from my broken mind, but I like it in a twisted way…

Tags: blood, bloody, creepy, gross, horror
That’s a terrible idea! What time? Shorts
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Description: That’s a terrible idea! You know you want too…. Don’t give me no for an answer…

Tags: fantasy, fun, funny, funny gift, funny quote
Vampire drinking blood Shorts

Description: He gives to the blood bank but sometimes makes a withdrawal! Drac likes to get it back!

Tags: blood, blood donation, blood donor, blood drive, comedy
Duck Simpson Shorts
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Description: Just when you think you’ve seen enough Simpson merchandise…… here’s more!!!!!!!

Tags: bart, bart simpson, funny, homer, homer simpson
Tell me I’m nice and nobody dies Shorts
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Description: Come on!!! Ya know I’m nice! Tell me before I start going crazy!!!

Tags: comedy, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sayings
I don’t give a flying Duck!!! Shorts

Description: Come on you know what it’s trying to say….. (tee-hee) or do you not give a flying ****?

Tags: comedy, duck funny, duck lover, flying fuck, funny
Little Shop of Horrors Shorts

Description: Feed me Seymour!!! Audrey 2 is hungry and needs food careful or you may be on the menu!!!

Tags: 80s movies, audrey 2, audrey ii, audrey2, comedy
You Matter!!! Shorts
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Description: You all matter!!!! Whether you’re black, white, Asian, Hispanic,or,gay straight or whatever. You are here for a reason and you are part of our big blue marble we call earth!!! You my love are here and like all the other beings on this earth you Matter!!!!

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awareness, depression, family love
May the fork be with you Shorts
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Description: Luke must’ve just had lunch because he’s a little confused how he’s going to take on darts vader

Tags: dark side, darth vader, funny, han solo, humor
Wukka Wukka Mutha Fukka Shorts

Description: Fozzie bear has gone gangsta yo… when he tells jokes you best laugh or he’ll bust a cap on yo’ Ass

Tags: animal, beaker, cute, fozzie, fozzie bear
Happy Easter!!!!! Shorts
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Description: Oops… the Easter bunny bumped into a hungry snake! Funny,sick and Easter related!!! Happy Easter everyone!

Tags: bunny, cute, dark, easter, easter bunny
What’s up? Shorts
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Description: When you want to know what is happening this is the image to have on your shirt,cup or whatever…

Tags: 420, emoji, emoticon, emotion, funny
platypus parents Shorts

Description: "Mom?Dad? Is that you?"

Tags: x men, warcraft, son, mommy, daddy
Trump Divine Intervention Shorts

Description: God, show me a sign....

Tags: trump, donald trump, politics, president, god
Easter bunny Jesus Loves You Shorts
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Description: easter bunny jesus loves you

Tags: cartoon, graphic, seller, trending, popular
No Lion King . I’m the Boss Shorts
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Description: Tigers are bigger, scarier and smarter…the real king; the real boss. SUPER CAT… No contest. Mike drop.

Tags: boss, coworker, dad, daddy, father
You’re in my spot Simba Shorts
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Description: The Lion king is in Sheldon’s spot. That’s okay. Amy loves cats…

Tags: big bang, cross over, cute, funny, humor
Meh 2U Shorts

Description: Meh says the kitty that couldn’t care less…express yourself about how much you couldn’t care less…

Tags: apathetic, apathy, average, dont care, funny
Flip off flamingo Shorts

Description: Yes the flamingo is better than you…. Worship and adore it as a god of perfection you complete loser…

Tags: bird, birds, cute, ego, egotistical
Today is brought to you by the word NO Shorts
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Description: Today is a NO day… that means NO,n yet,nada,not gonna happen, I don’t think so… take no for an answer or take it to your therapist

Tags: cute, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan
Jesus and the dinosaur Shorts

Description: Jesus was real and so were dinosaurs… stop arguing people!!!!

Tags: christian, christianity, dino, dinosaur, evolution
I’m not childish your a big doody head Shorts
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Description: Neener neener…..my shirt called you a doody head cuz you are……

Tags: adults, cute, doody heads, funny, funny gift
Dinosaur Nativity Christmas Shorts

Description: The Dinosaurs created Christmas! Who knew? Merry Christmas to all and to all a good nightosaurus!!!

Tags: angel, apatosaurus, bethlehem, bible, brachiosaurus
Unicorn stab idiots with my horn Shorts
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Description: Unicorn stab idiots with my horn

Tags: humor, horror, art, rainbow, unicorns
Warning my sense of humor may hurt your feelings Shorts
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Description: Suck it up buttercup-I’m funny but mean…

Tags: funny gift, funnytee, funny sayings, funny saying, funny slogan

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