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What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: tacos. Artisanal tacos. Only the best beans for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: tacos. Artisanal tacos. Only the best beans for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: coffee. Artisanal shade-grown coffee. Only the best beans for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: coffee. Artisanal shade-grown coffee. Only the best beans for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: pickles. Artisanal pickles. Only the best for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: pickles. Artisanal pickles. Only the best for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: hot dogs. Artisanal gluten free hot dogs. Only the best for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: hot dogs. Artisanal gluten free hot dogs. Only the best for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

Resist the avocado culture war! It's not a generational thing. They're just creamy and delicious!

Do you love avocados? Do you want to help me pay my rent? Yes, of course, you do. Buy this shirt (or these mugs or totes or whatever) and proclaim your heart's fondest, creamy, delicious joy!

Do you love avocados? Do you want to help me pay my rent? Yes, of course, you do. Buy this shirt (or these mugs or totes or whatever) and proclaim your heart's fondest, creamy, delicious joy!

Resist the avocado culture war! It's not a generational thing. They're just creamy and delicious!

Avocados! Some people love 'em. Some people hate 'em. But where does that leave those of in the middle? I mean, avocados are alright. Like . . . they're OK. You know? I could take 'em or leave 'em, really.

Avocados! Some people love 'em. Some people hate 'em. But where does that leave those of in the middle? I mean, avocados are alright. Like . . . they're OK. You know? I could take 'em or leave 'em, really.

Punk rock is about two things: discontent and accessibility. You don't have to be a learned musician to start a punk band. You just have to be angry about something. If you take lessons first, you're doing it wrong.

It's not selling out, man. I just...need to eat.

Punk rock is about two things: discontent and accessibility. You don't have to be a learned musician to start a punk band. You just have to be angry about something. If you take lessons first, you're doing it wrong.

Real punks do not eat artisanal gluten-free hot dogs. Real punks don't drink grande iced sugar-free vanilla soy lattes. Real punks don't know what a f***ing vinyasa is! Real punks don't become hipsters.

It's not selling out, man. I just...need to eat.

Real punks do not eat artisanal gluten-free hot dogs. Real punks don't drink grande iced sugar-free vanilla soy lattes. Real punks don't know what a f***ing vinyasa is! Real punks don't become hipsters.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: agave nectar. Only the best non-hfcs sweetener substitutes for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: agave nectar. Only the best non-hfcs sweetener substitutes for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: artisanal locavore. Only the best local growths for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: microbrews. Only the best local brews for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: artisanal locavore. Only the best local growths for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

Writers of all stripes will tell you the same thing: writing is not easy. Whether it's novels, short stories, non-fiction, journalism, you name it...if you put pen to paper and maintain a high standard for your work, you know how difficult it can be. Writing is hard! Let the world know.

Do you need more food? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing food at you all day!

What fuels your beard? I'll tell you what fuels mine: microbrews. Only the best local brews for this beard, baby. If you and your beard are like me and mine, then grab one of these t-shirts or mugs and tell the world. Note: You don't have to have a physical beard to rock this bad boy. Spiritual beards count too.

Sometimes life just makes you say, "Dang." But why waste time saying it when you can just wear it on a t-shirt? Or drink coffee out of it, or whatever. Just let the merch do the danging, then you can get back to being awesome. Dang.

Do you need more gin? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing gin at you all day!

Do you need more wine? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing wine at you all day!

Do you need more coffee? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing coffee at you all day!

Do you need more coffee? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing coffee at you all day!

Do you need more chocolate? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing chocolate at you all day!

Do you need more whiskey? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing whiskey at you all day!

Do you need more steak? Would you prefer not to have to get it yourself? Then look no further. Simply wear or brandish this handy slogan everywhere you go, and people will be throwing steaks at you all day!