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Description: Penny got her bachelor's degree majoring in Pawlitical Science from Penn State, Class of 2025! She also earned a minor in Barkitecture. WE ARE! PENNY STATE!

Description: Were you totally right when it came to the last election? Well, I know I was so let everyone know! #TacoParty2028

Description: Bob Falfa: Hey, you know a guy around here with a piss yellow deuce coupe, supposed to be hot stuff? Terry: You mean John Milner? Terry: Hey, nobody can beat him, man. He's got the fastest - Bob Falfa: I ain't nobody, dork. Right? Terry: Right. Bob Falfa: Hey, you see this Milner, tell him I'm lookin' for him, huh? Tell him I aim to blow his ass right off the road.

Description: Terry: You know, I think you’re really neat. Debbie: Wait a second. Terry: I’m sorry. It’s just… [Debbie takes off her sweater, then grabs him and kisses him, pulling him onto her] Debbie: I just love tuck and roll upholstery. Terry: Geez, it’s like Grand Central Station around here!

Description: Are you a hot dog who loves bratwurst? If so, WUNDERBAR! You're ready to celebrate Oxtoberfest! Oktoberfest is in Oxford this year! Dankes Chien!

Description: Are you celebrating Oktoberfest? Well, here in Oxford we celebrate Oxtoberfest... WUNDERBAR! If you like the Sunflower vibe and also don't give a schnitzel, then this is the official Oxtoberfest lederhosen. Danke.

Description: Are you from DELCO? Are you blunt? Do you smoke blunts? We never mess with Philly Blunts because we heard that's for silly stunts.

Description: In three years, Palantir will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Palantir computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m., Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...

Description: Do you remember the good ol' days of playing Golden Axe in the cafeteria? Buying a cup of change for $1.00? Having to mosh your way to the counter for cheese fries? Operation Brown Bag? Lean On Me playing at every assembly? JUG? Stealing Sister Agnes' scooter keys? Stink bombs in the stair wells? Ms. Turnbull's helmet? Mrs. Meyer's shoe? Mr. Lenge's duster? Mr. Liga getting fired up? Taking the trolley to school? Smoking on the path? If so, then this is the shirt for you!

Description: Do you remember the good ol' days of playing Golden Axe in the cafeteria? Buying a cup of change for $1.00? Having to mosh your way to the counter for cheese fries? Operation Brown Bag? Lean On Me playing at every assembly? JUG? Stealing Sister Agnes' scooter keys? Stink bombs in the stair wells? Ms. Turnbull's helmet? Mrs. Meyer's shoe? Mr. Lenge's duster? Mr. Liga getting fired up? Taking the trolley to school? Smoking on the path? If so, then this is the shirt for you!

Description: Do you remember the glory days of evening practices at Dorsey Field? Especially after a late summer rain and the field was perfectly muddy? Or later in the season, with the brisk October chill under the lights? Put on a piece of DELCO history with this Collingdale Bulldogs Athletic Department shirt circa 1989!

Description: Did you graduate from St. Joseph's School in Collingdale, PA in 1996? YES?!? Well, lookie lookie you've found the cookie! NO?!? Well, that's fine. You can still buy the shirt and pretend you graduated from SJS '96. Just regale your friends with stories of playing rug hockey with rolled up carpet samples and a bunch of old socks duct taped into a puck, or how Mr. Bacon used to go around and dump X-5 on all the puke piles. I wonder what Ian is up to these days...

Description: Did you volunteer to protect the square mile community of homes nestled safely between Secane, Lansdowne, Darby, Upper Darby, Collingdale, Briarcliffe, and Clifton Heights? If doing your part to keep the 19018 safe was a part of your life, then you owe it to yourself to show your Town Watch pride!

Description: Bad boyz, bad boyz, whatchya gonna do? Whatchya gonna do when we come for you? Have you ever been arrested for stealing chromies from cars after midnight? Or for loitering at No Name Food Store? Or for being at Shishler Park after curfew? Or for drinking beers down in Hoffman Woods? Or for causing shenanigans at Penn Pines Shopping Center? If you did, then imagine the irony of being the mature adult that you are today, rocking the Aldan PD shield that chased you across the trolley tracks as you tried to hide on one of the side streets of Clifton Avenue?!

Description: Are you from Aldan Borough, a community of homes in Delaware County, Pennsylvania? Yes? Well, aren't you in luck?! No? Well, that sucks for you but you're also in luck! Now you can own the only Aldan skyline t-shirt available on the internet and properly rep the 19018.

Description: This is Penny. She’s probably the cutest dog ever. Prove me wrong!

Description: Do you want dibs? Well, now you got dibs!

Description: Is this where you're from? Then this is your shirt!

Description: Shark Nurse, shark nurse, sharknurse, sharknurse, sharknurse.

Description: Nursey Shark doo doot doo doot doo doo.

Description: This was when my 1994 Honda Prelude hit mile 111,111.

Description: Look, I shouldn't be sharing this with anyone, but this is Mom-Mom D's world-famous recipe for stuffed olives. Making them is truly a labor of love so should you find yourself lucky enough to ever taste one, it would mean all the more if you were rocking the recipe on your body!

Description: Who knew that this is how you can take the High Life higher?!? Grab a six pack of these shirts for your friends! Or just one for you, and make all your friends super jealous.

Description: Everybody Hates Chris Rock. Everybody loves Chris Baun. Be Chris Baun.

Description: Are you Zach Baun? No? Well, are you Chris Baun? Still no? Now you can be the best of both Bauns! Grab your I'm Chris Baun. shirt now, just in time for the Philadelphia Eagles return to the Super Bowl and let everyone know who you are... Chris Baun. Duh.

Description: Are you Chris Baun? If so, well it's your lucky day! If not, well its also you're lucky day! Now you too can be Chris Baun! Ever have someone ask who you were, and you stared them directly in the eyes and told them "I'm Chris Baun."? Now imagine doing that with this shirt on. It's the perfect response.

Description: Are you Chris Baun? If so, do I have a shirt for you! If not, well you could be if you bought yourself a shirt like this! We should all be Chris Baun. Someone asks you, "Just who do you think you are?" you can simply point to this shirt and say, "I'm Chris Baun." It's the ultimate power move and wins every argument.

Description: It's a question mark. With the Philadelphia skyline. It's a doodle. You'll love it!

Description: Are you the king fish?

Description: It's easy being EESEE!

Description: Doodling tags is kewl.

Description: The real-life lightsaber.

Description: Are you for gun control? Then this is the shirt for you! Are you against gun control? Then this is the shirt for you! Do you just love cool stuff from the 1980s? Then this shirt is for you!

Description: Who else is brave enough to admit that at some time in our lives, we have been Error. On the quest that is life, whether it is top-down or side-scrolling, acknowledging that you are Error when you have been Error is noble and heroic. We are Error. You are Error. I am Error.

Description: The National Americans for Constitutional Liberties, or NACL for short, is an organization that is determined to melt the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, otherwise known as ICE. Throw some NACL on ICE!

Description: The National Americans for Constitutional Liberties, or NACL for short, is an organization that is determined to melt the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, otherwise known as ICE. Throw some NACL on ICE!