Shorts
Description: Sleek Joker strikes again. Elite Self-Serving Grifter — a sharp political satire design calling out revolving door politics and self-interest in Ottawa. Perfect for anyone tired of the same elite grift. Bold, clean design featuring a stylized portrait with pop-art glitch effect. Great gift for political skeptics, freedom lovers, and those who see through the polished suits. • Political Satire & Parody • Anti-Establishment • Canadian Politics
Description: A minimalist cat with a very simple philosophy: kill them all. Not people—fears, doubts, excuses, overthinking, anxiety, and all the other nonsense that keeps getting in the way. Clean, modern, and slightly unhinged, this design combines dark humor, cat attitude, and motivational chaos into one judgmental feline. Perfect for cat lovers, introverts, overthinkers, creatives, and anyone trying to silence their inner critic. The cat has spoken.
Description: “Opposing Alberta’s Independence Makes You Complicit in Ottawa’s Corrupt & Inept Regime - Fund the grift of free Alberta” Tired of Alberta’s energy wealth being stolen to fund The Liberals’ endless grift, taxes, and anti-oil policies? This bold design tells it like it is. If you fight against Alberta’s right to self-determination, you’re actively enabling federal incompetence, equalization outflows, pipeline sabotage, and the betrayal of Western Canada. Alberta builds this country — it’s time to stop being its cash cow. Perfect for proud Albertans, freedom lovers, conservatives, and anyone done with Ottawa’s war on the West. Wear it loud. Stand for Alberta First.
Description: A minimalist typography design featuring one of Jiddu Krishnamurti’s most thought-provoking observations: “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” Clean, modern, and understated, this design is perfect for readers, philosophers, psychologists, free thinkers, and anyone who questions conventional assumptions about society, conformity, and well-being. A timeless quote presented in a refined typographic layout that works equally well as a conversation starter or a personal statement.
Description: For anyone who spent years managing every crisis, every emergency, every emotional fire, and every impossible situation. THE EMERGENCY MANAGER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your crisis has been reassigned to Local Management. A funny, sarcastic design for recovering fixers, chronic problem-solvers, former people-pleasers, therapists, managers, bureaucrats, and anyone learning that not every emergency is theirs to handle.
Description: A bold minimalist political statement shirt featuring distressed vintage typography and a stark streetwear-inspired layout. “OWN NOTHING VOTE LIBERAL” Finished with “CANADA • 2026” for a clean protest-poster aesthetic. Designed for people concerned about government overreach, property rights, personal freedom, and the direction of Canadian politics. Printed in distressed off-white ink on dark fabric for an authentic vintage protest look.
Description: A bold political statement design inspired by Alberta sovereignty, self-determination, pipeline disputes, referendum debates, and growing frustration over political obstruction and federal influence in Western Canada. Featuring the slogan: “HOSTAGE NO MORE ALBERTANS DECIDE” Designed in a clean protest-poster style with strong typography and a minimalist black-and-cream aesthetic. Perfect for supporters of Alberta autonomy, democratic decision-making, energy independence, free speech, and political accountability.
Description: A bold political accountability design inspired by the ongoing transparency and audit debate surrounding Indigenous leadership, public funding, and Alberta separatist tensions. Featuring a clean protest-style layout with the slogan: “AUDIT THE CHIEFS if there’s nothing to hide.” Designed for supporters of government transparency, equal accountability standards, free speech, and public audits. Minimalist political statement apparel with a strong activist aesthetic.
Audit The Chiefs – If There’s Nothing To Hide Political Protest Shirt Shorts
$21 $27
Description: Minimalist statement tee featuring elegant high-fashion typography with a clean monochrome aesthetic. Inspired by luxury editorial branding and contemporary streetwear design, this shirt blends bold attitude with refined simplicity. Perfect for creatives, skeptics, introverts, designers, artists, and anyone with a low tolerance for bullshit.
Description: Minimalist black-and-white streetwear design featuring the statement: “Mercy for criminals is cruelty to the innocent.” Designed with a luxury fashion aesthetic inspired by modern oversized typography and institutional graphics. Clean monochrome layout, bold front print, and premium minimalist styling make this piece ideal for streetwear, urban fashion, political commentary, and statement apparel fans. Perfect for lovers of: * minimalist fashion * dark aesthetic clothing * luxury streetwear * political statement tees * monochrome graphic design * bold typographic apparel
Description: Minimal industrial typography design featuring “LABELS DECLINED” with a fragmented NON-COMPLIANT system layout. Inspired by dystopian aesthetics, underground fashion graphics, brutalist typography, techno-authoritarian visuals, and anti-corporate design language. Perfect for fans of minimalist streetwear, cyber-industrial art, dark editorial graphics, experimental typography, and futuristic monochrome aesthetics.
Description: Wrong Think Nation — for the people who question narratives, challenge groupthink, and refuse to outsource their minds. A design for independent thinkers, skeptics, rebels, and anyone tired of being told what they’re allowed to think. Wear it as a statement: free thought isn’t a crime.
Description: A clean cyber-glitch design for the chronically overwhelmed, emotionally overclocked, and permanently running on caffeine, deadlines, and chaos. Featuring distorted typography, gradient fade effects, and a minimalist power emblem, this modern graphic tee blends techwear aesthetics with dark humor and everyday burnout energy. Perfect for gamers, IT workers, overthinkers, introverts, office survivors, students, and anyone who accidentally creates stress instead of solving it.
Description: Show your Alberta pride loud and clear with this bold arched western design! Perfect for true Albertans who love their province, value freedom, and want to make a statement. Great on t-shirts, hoodies, caps, and more — ideal for rodeo season, backyard BBQs, truck rallies, or everyday wear in YEG, Calgary, or Fort Mac. Alberta Strong. Roots run deep. Ditch Billy. Wear it proud!
Description: A clean and timeless Alberta design featuring the iconic provincial crest and the powerful “Strong & Free” motto. Designed with a minimalist, heritage-inspired style, this piece celebrates Alberta pride, independence, and Western Canadian identity. Perfect for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring the outdoors or showing where you stand. A bold yet understated design made for those who call Alberta home—or wish they did.
Alberta Strong & Free – Minimal Crest Heritage Design /light backgrounds Shorts
$21 $27
Description: A clean and timeless Alberta design featuring the iconic provincial crest and the powerful “Strong & Free” motto. Designed with a minimalist, heritage-inspired style, this piece celebrates Alberta pride, independence, and Western Canadian identity. Perfect for everyday wear, whether you’re exploring the outdoors or showing where you stand. A bold yet understated design made for those who call Alberta home—or wish they did.
Description: Think for yourself. Don’t follow the crowd. A clean, minimalist libertarian design featuring a bold owl symbol and strong typography. Created for independent thinkers, free speech advocates, and those who value reason over groupthink. Perfect for anyone who believes in individualism, personal responsibility, and questioning the narrative.
