Xanaduriffic

Description: In 1985, a Swedish homemaking queen named Danuta Danielsson took to the streets and gave a good purse-whack to a neo-Nazi. Let us all be Danuta!

Description: The magazine for Alphas, you beta cucks!

Description: He's a dickhead She's already pregnant ...and everyone has emerald green eyes! Inspired by the romances of the 70s and 80s that have warped so many of us.

Description: Can't a kitten walk down the street in peace?

Description: Leopard lore--they love yummy faces How to avoid hungry leopards? (Don't be a Nazi) Study--Why do morons ask for this?

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: How many nicknames does your pwecious cuddle bug have? Does your dog need more toys? YES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Description: In This Issue For-profit healthcare: WTF Why does grandpa hate breathable air? Where the hell are the hovercars?

Description: Firefighter of the week: BRAD shows his massive equipment

Description: This month: Our riveting interview with Mrs. Smith and her creative use of a gifted set of pots and pans

Description: Curse jerks without harming their pets That person at work? LOL you'll get them Does your neighborhood HOA need an attitude adjustment?

Description: So don't bother bluffing, darling

Description: He said he was in real estate. She didn't think he meant a swamp! * I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: Nazis f'ing suck, don't date them. I have many anti-Nazi designs because screw them. WAIT, DON'T SCREW THEM!! Check out my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: Featuring such fun and true articles as "Sexy Americans Hate Fascism," and "Report: Nazis Look Like Thumbs * Enjoy my other awesome designs wherein I hate Nazis in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: The office sex pest thinks he's a ten...she thinks he'd be hotter six feet under * I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I'm a writer in real life, and boy does it suck! I mean, I highly recommend it to everyone | I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda" all in my FAKE PULP FICTION album!

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "NAZIS SUCK," "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "NAZIS SUCK," "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "NAZIS SUCK," "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

Description: I put the "fiction" in "pulp" with these feminist satirical classic pulp fiction parodies. Check out my other books/magazines, "Broodmare," "Catcallers in Space," "Dump Him Magazine," "Dying Alone," "Feminist Killjoy," "Horses!" "Misandry Tales," Nasty Woman," Nazis Suck," "Online Dating Weekly," "Said No Woman Ever," "She Left Her Cat For This," "Sleep!" "Tales of the Patriarchy," "Crazy Cat Lady," and "The Feminist Agenda."

Description: Teenjus 3:1--All I'm askin for is an eight-ball and 2 million dollars!

Description: Yup, Teenjus is just your average 70-year-old teen son of God.

Description: Seeing Uncle Baby Billy in a weird oyster costume where he is the pearl makes my day--payday that is.

Description: Ladies, you, too can carve your own path with your own tits, just like Judy Gemstone.

Description: No matter how many pharmacies you have to attack, stay strong!

Description: Those wild and crazy Gemstones, always being a little bit tee hee!