The Dryad are magical forest nymphs, like faeries, who inhabit trees. They are the guardians of the trees and forests and are as deadly as they are enchanting.

Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Harness the awesome powers of the Majestic Jackalope!* *Awesome Jackalope Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Jackalope and the Unicorn. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Slap this design on your stuff to harness the awesome powers of the Mighty Unicorn!* | *Awesome Unicorn Powers TM not guaranteed.*

Two of my all time favorite fantasy creatures are the Unicorn and the Jackalope. I'm pretty excited to live in a time where those creatures are finally getting their due. Enjoy.

Watch where you fling your limbs, mate!

Whether you've had hard day of toiling in the mines under The Mountain or you've been smiting scores of golbin raiders and collecting treasure; you deserve a nice cool pint of Under Mountain Ale! Brewed with melted snow from the mountain and aged in the Oak Barrels of Durgin the Mighty, Under Mountain Ale is toasty & robust and with that hint of Dark Granite flavor Dwarven ale enthusiast have come to expect.

Just an illustration of a device.

Just an illustration of a device.

Move along...

You can feel safe and secure knowing this CCTV camera design is on you at all times, watching everything you do... but who does it report back to?

El Perro Negro is goodest girl you've ever met. Even if you haven't met her yet, she already loves you and wants to take you on an adventure. Grab the leash & go!

Listen to Dog Mom, she only wants what's best for you! BE A GOOD BOY!

This is based on a sketch I did for Drawlloween 2015. The theme that day was eyeballs.

The perfect Zen of dinner and dessert. MMMMMM.

It... was fine.. I've had better. I don't think it was worth the price, the lettuce was real wilted, and I asked for no pickles but it looked like they put EXTRA pickles on it. Also it kept scowling at me.

Mmmm These beans have a bit of a kick to em! Get me a glass of milk to cool my mouth! I got a case of BEAN FEVER from there thar SPICY BEANS!

This shirts says all your need to know.

You know you're about to be 'Fansplained' something when you hear this phrase, cut them off before they have a chance to start with their jabber with this rad-ass shirt!

The only thing that can stop a good guy... no wait... the only thing that can stop a good.. no bad gun... GUY. A BAD. GUN. GUY. Let me start over. The only thing that can stop a good bad guy is a gun good... bad. Shit. Here's a shirt with a gun joke on it. #MarchForOurLives #EndGunViolence #NeverAgain

Sometimes you and a friend just want to touch your bums together. Enjoy this call to consensual bum-on-bum action!

Always tips your wait staff...

No F*cking Talent Eric Andre Special Edition. This one is in honor of funny man turned scamwagon shill, Eric Andre. He goes out of his way to also belittle any criticism preemptively in his announcement tweet. I wish nothing but the worst for you from here on out shithead. I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.

No F*cking Talent #1 I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.

No F*cking Talent #2. This is the one some tennis player kinda liked. I hate these bot-made pieces of shit taking up the art space. So here's a parody set that I'm doing, I don't care if it's derivative, gimme your fucking lunch money.