Whether you've had hard day of toiling in the mines under The Mountain or you've been smiting scores of golbin raiders and collecting treasure; you deserve a nice cool pint of Under Mountain Ale!
Brewed with melted snow from the mountain and aged in the Oak Barrels of Durgin the Mighty, Under Mountain Ale is toasty & robust and with that hint of Dark Granite flavor Dwarven ale enthusiast have come to expect.
You know you're about to be 'Fansplained' something when you hear this phrase, cut them off before they have a chance to start with their jabber with this rad-ass shirt!
The only thing that can stop a good guy... no wait... the only thing that can stop a good.. no bad gun... GUY. A BAD. GUN. GUY.
Let me start over.
The only thing that can stop a good bad guy is a gun good... bad.
Shit.
Here's a shirt with a gun joke on it.
#MarchForOurLives #EndGunViolence #NeverAgain
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2nd second amendment, gun owner, second amendment, 2nd amendment, hillbilly