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Commonly used goods for the modern netizen. For the war over the narrative. Sei doch vernunftig Productions
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Tank Tops

Flight To The Nursery Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater, the beaked fish, the two-headed snail, and their anonymous friends flee to the Internet. UFO landing.

Tags: aliens, childhood, escapism, flight, internet

Flight To The Nursery Tank Top

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The Relevance Criteria, My Dear Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater in a hurry.

Tags: critical thinking, exclamation, houndstooth, humor, hurry
The Flight From The Nursery Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater and his friends escaping the computer room, colorful landscape.

Tags: caution, computer, flight, freedom, humor
Not enough ressources Tank Top
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Description: The two-headed snail looking for food in a colorful landscape.

Tags: climate change, environment, global warming, humor, nature

Not enough ressources Tank Top

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We're all going to evaporate Tank Top

Description: We're all going to evaporate. The roller skater in colorful landscape under a blazing sun.

Tags: draught, earth, environment, global warming, heat
Wir werden alle verdunsten Tank Top

Description: We're all going to evaporate. The roller skater in a colorful landscape under a blazing sun.

Tags: drought, earth, environment, global warming, heat

Wir werden alle verdunsten Tank Top

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Outnumbered Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater with a syringe is fighting measles.

Tags: fight, humor, illness, medicine, outbreak

Outnumbered Tank Top

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Absolutely dwarfed Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater takes a selfie.

Tags: camera, cell phone, humor, landscape, phone

Absolutely dwarfed Tank Top

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Highway Crossing Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater crosses the highway.

Tags: bridge, car, cars, humor, landscape

Highway Crossing Tank Top

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Abgefahren Tank Top
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Description: The roller skater misses the bus.

Tags: bus driver, bus stop, houndstooth, humor, landscape

Abgefahren Tank Top

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In This Economy Tank Top
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Description: Who can actually afford that these days. A roller skater chases chemtrails with water guns.

Tags: aircraft, airplane, clouds, conspiracy, economy

In This Economy Tank Top

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Family Is The Basic Unit Tank Top
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Description: The dysfunctional family is the basic unit of our society. Skater with his friends in colorful landscape.

Tags: broken, dysfunctional, friends, humor, landscape

Family Is The Basic Unit Tank Top

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Shade Is A Privilege Tank Top
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Description: A blazing sun with fire symbols and a roller skater, no shade.

Tags: climate change, earth, environment, fire, flames

Shade Is A Privilege Tank Top

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Brighter than I thought Tank Top
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Description: A roller skater falls onto the blazing planet.

Tags: burning, climate change, earth, fire, flames

Brighter than I thought Tank Top

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Avatar World Record Tank Top
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Description: No matter the discipline. An avatar with a stopwatch and a long jumper.

Tags: avatar, competition, humor, internet, jumper

Avatar World Record Tank Top

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Avatar Class Struggle Tank Top
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Description: Have the working class clean up first. Avatar with window cleaners, hand holding tiny scissors.

Tags: avatar, class, cleaner, cleaning, humor

Avatar Class Struggle Tank Top

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Avatar No Kings Tank Top
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Description: Modern aristocrat with a screw cap.

Tags: avatar, guillotine, head, humor, internet

Avatar No Kings Tank Top

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Avatar Fun Uncle Tank Top
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Description: Placeholder avatar with plastic bag and funny ears.

Tags: animal, bag, cute, ears, foil

Avatar Fun Uncle Tank Top

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Avatar Breath Tank Top
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Description: Persistently exhale, and never give up. Placeholder avatar with a balloon on its nose and a little man.

Tags: avatar, breathe, bubble, exhale, humor

Avatar Breath Tank Top

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Avatar The End Of Skiing Tank Top
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Description: It's gotten crowded here. Avatar with a patch of snow with ski jumpers.

Tags: climate change, environment, global warming, humor, internet

Avatar The End Of Skiing Tank Top

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Avatar Ascent Tank Top
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Description: Having to deal with this. Ducked avatar with two arms and air bubbles.

Tags: air, arms, ascending, avatar, breath

Avatar Ascent Tank Top

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Avatar Against The Odds Tank Top
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Description: Being overcome by the improbable. Avatar with hand wearing doll boots.

Tags: boots, defeated, doll, good luck, hand

Avatar Against The Odds Tank Top

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Avatar Non-Swimmer Tank Top
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Description: Having your life saved every day. Avatar in high waves, with a lifeguard.

Tags: avatar, board, dive, drowning, humor

Avatar Non-Swimmer Tank Top

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Avatar Neighborly Eclipse Tank Top
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Description: Reliving that unique event over and over again. Placeholder avatar with a bottle cap and a hand.

Tags: avatar, bottle cap, event, friend, hand

Avatar Neighborly Eclipse Tank Top

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Avatar Man Who Ate The Internet Tank Top
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Description: Insatiability for everyone. Avatar with a spoon and an internet icon.

Tags: avatar, computer, eat, humor, hunger
Avatar Beetle Flight Tank Top
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Description: Taking off into the unknown again. Avatar with a flying beetle and a blooming plant.

Tags: avatar, bug, flight, flower, flying

Avatar Beetle Flight Tank Top

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Avatar Marble Run Tank Top
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Description: People slide down a marble run.

Tags: avatar, downhill, humor, internet, marble

Avatar Marble Run Tank Top

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Avatar Climber Tank Top
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Description: The Ascent into Nothingness. An avatar depicting a climber on a via ferrata.

Tags: ascending, avatar, climber, cloud, humor

Avatar Climber Tank Top

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Avatar King No King Tank Top
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Description: No kings. Placeholder avatar with cut out crown.

Tags: avatar, crown, cut out, humor, internet

Avatar King No King Tank Top

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Avatar Seeds Tank Top
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Description: Finally, my own garden. Avatar with pills and flowers.

Tags: avatar, flowers, garden, growth, health

Avatar Seeds Tank Top

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Avatar Reflux Tank Top
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Description: To be served reliably every day. Avatar with a waiter carrying a serving tray riding the elevator up.

Tags: arrow, avatar, elevator, food, humor

Avatar Reflux Tank Top

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Avatar DIY Tank Top
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Description: Pushing your own abilities to the limit. Avatar as a pin cushion with lace trim.

Tags: avatar, craft, cushion, diy, fabric

Avatar DIY Tank Top

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Avatar Buttoned Up Tank Top
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Description: Putting safety first. Placeholder avatar wearing a protective mask with two buttons.

Tags: avatar, button, eyes, humor, internet

Avatar Buttoned Up Tank Top

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Avatar Esc Tank Top
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Description: Keeping the way out just a click away. Placeholder avatar with the Escape key and an index finger.

Tags: avatar, click, esc, exit, hand

Avatar Esc Tank Top

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Avatar Ghetto Palm Tank Top
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Description: Responding to continued growth with humility. Placeholder avatar with small tree growing.

Tags: ailanthus altissima, avatar, growth, humor, internet

Avatar Ghetto Palm Tank Top

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Avatar No Thank You Tank Top
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Description: Not now, not today, never. Placeholder avatar with a cursor arrow and a hand in a defensive gesture.

Tags: appreciation, avatar, away, defense, hand

Avatar No Thank You Tank Top

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