Hats
Description: A circular emblem featuring a cartoon owl dressed as a coach with a green tunic adorned with leaf patterns and a whistle around its neck. The text 'GIVE A HOOT! DON'T POLLUTE!' is written in a distressed, circular font around the owl. The style is vintage with a grainy texture.
Description: A humorous depiction of a ginger tabby cat with wide, scared eyes, paddling in bright blue water. The cat's paws are raised, splashing water. Above, in distressed red lettering on a black background, the word "PAWS" is prominently displayed. A small silhouette of a mouse is visible on the horizon line.
Description: A vintage-style graphic featuring a vampire relaxing on a beach chair on a sandy beach. He holds a cocktail in one hand and a beach ball in the other. Two women are sunbathing in the background under a bright sun with rays extending outwards. Text reads "LOVE THAT DANHAUSEN". Palm trees and ocean waves are visible.
Description: A cartoon style depiction of a man in a blue suit enthusiastically dancing. To his left, a large floppy disk with legs in high heels stands beside colorful vertical bars. Above him, a clock face shows the time. Scattered around are colorful CDs, and to the right, a group of people sit watching. A retro computer is also visible.
Description: A vibrant yellow character, resembling a classic arcade game entity, is depicted with its mouth open, consuming a line of celestial bodies. The planets, starting with Earth, followed by Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Neptune, and others, are arranged horizontally. The background is a deep black space filled with small white stars and a distant spiral galaxy.
Description: A cartoon-style digital rendering featuring two robots. The larger robot, with a metallic gray body, red glowing eyes, and exposed red and blue wiring, is kneeling. It is speaking into a white speech bubble that reads "I AM YOUR FATHER!". To its right, a smaller, orange robot with large, wide eyes and blue accents on its body is looking up with a surprised expression, accompanied by a yellow question mark and ellipses.
Description: A colorful, abstract scene depicts a business meeting with people sitting in a circle. A man in a suit celebrates in the center. Elements of retro technology, including a floppy disk and a clock, are prominent. Floating above are vinyl records and CDs. A stylized cityscape forms the background.
Description: A dark, atmospheric scene with a silhouette of a chicken standing on a rocky outcrop. Above, a glowing, ethereal representation of a Tyrannosaurus Rex is depicted amidst stylized clouds and a crescent moon. The text 'Remember who you are' is positioned at the top of the frame. Small chicken silhouettes are scattered in the background landscape.
Description: A low-angle view of a grand architectural archway featuring two large fluted columns. The arch's ceiling is intricately detailed with a coffered pattern of squares containing circular and star-like motifs. The facade exhibits a classical style with stone textures rendered in flat blocks of color.
Description: A striking composition featuring a large Corgi face dominating the upper portion. Below, a silhouette of a corgi-like canine howls at a full moon in a night sky. A waterfall cascades in the mid-ground, with a shooting comet streaking across the sky. Smoke or mist swirls around the scene.
Description: A striking composition featuring a translucent, glowing Tyrannosaurus Rex figure emerging from stylized, luminous clouds against a solid black background. A crescent moon hangs in the upper sky. Below, a small, dark chicken is silhouetted, looking upwards. The text 'Ren' is visible in cursive.
Description: A stylized night scene features a silhouette of a chicken in the foreground, facing a spectral, glowing outline of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Wispy, colorful clouds surround the dinosaur. The background depicts rolling hills and silhouetted trees under a starry sky with a crescent moon. Text above reads "REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE."
Description: A circular retro-style composition featuring a man wearing a cap and a brown jacket, driving a car. The text "Woogie Boogie" is prominently displayed in colorful, stylized lettering on the right side of the composition. The background elements include abstract shapes and gradients.
Description: A retro-style depiction of a monk sitting at a wooden table with a bowl of oatmeal and a spoon. The monk has a stern expression. Above him, a sunset with horizontal stripes and silhouetted trees is framed by text in an arc. The text reads "DO YOU NOT REALIZE I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?".
Description: A close-up portrait of an older man wearing a straw hat and a light blue face mask. He holds a brass bell with a wooden handle in his outstretched palm. Below him, text reads 'THE LORD OF THE DINGS' with a smaller line 'ONE DING TO RULE THEM ALL'. The style is bold and semi-realistic.
Description: A retro-style graphic featuring a man in a monk's robe sitting at a table with a bowl of soup and a green cup. The background has a sunset with horizontal stripes and a silhouette of pine trees. The text reads "DO YOU NOT REALLZE" at the top and "I HAVE HAD DIARRHEA SINCE EASTER?" at the bottom.
Do You Not Reallze I Have Had Diarrhea Since Easter? Monk Retro Sunset Hat
$12 $19
Description: A monochrome, distressed emblem featuring the word "Binford" in large, bold white lettering across the bottom. Above "Binford" and slightly smaller, the word "TOOLS" is placed within a black horizontal bar. The entire emblem is set against a distressed black background within a white rectangular border.
