InterNeddie's here to educate you about the WORLD WIDE WEB! You KNOW just by looking at his SICK blog that he's the leading authority on the matter. If you wanna be an internet sensation like InterNeddie you can start with this shirt!
*bleepity bloopity bloop* oh man! remember that game you played when you were a kid? On your Nintendos and your Segas? wow! A real punch of nostalgia! It's Pizza Boy! boom! pow! Here's here to save Littlest Italy from the evil chef, Mr. Garlic! He's gonna jump! He's gonna punch! There's a dog! the dog has a gun
Lemme tell you something about my dog, Pandesal. She's not too bright. She makes a dang fool of herself on the regular. But it's because of her foolishness that I feel such a strong connection with her. I, too, know almost nothing about anything. That's not a reflection on what I know in the grand scheme of things. It's literally like, if you made a list of all the things that I know, the list would be pretty small, and if you made a list of all the things I know about THOSE things, that list would be smaller yet. And I feel like, y'know, a lot of us feel that way about a lot of things. So if you're also a fool who knows almost nothing about anything, enjoy a shirt with my dog's face on it
Let friends, foes, and passersby know your current financial situation so they know they can't ask to borrow $2 for a soda pop, but you're still one cool cat to hang with. But, I have to ask, if you got no money, why are you buying this shirt? Please, try and be more responsible
This is a shirt you can only wear if you actually don't know how to drive, so if you are looking to get a driver's license I suggest you act FAST before your window of opportunity closes! You actually COULD wear this whilst driving, but, I'm not sure what message that would send to other drivers or police officers on the road. Remember kids! Safety first!