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Owner of The Anarchist Closet punk rock thrift shoppe on Main Street Stroudsburg PA 18360. These are original paintings and designs of mine.
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Tornado Dog Hat
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Description: A creature of self destructive warpath, stacking up damages and biting itself in its tornado-bodied leg. Dedicated to Jesse Hayes.

Tags: bad dog, destruction, dog, fire, flea

Tornado Dog Hat

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Moody Bunny (kinda cute kinda dumb) Hat
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Description: The Anarchist Closet rendition of a Happy Bunny shirt, inspired by teenage artist Nebula’s original upcycled plushie: Moody Bunny has rainbow eyeshadow, sassy whiskers and colorful freckles. She knows she cute but she dumb and it’s ok.

Tags: happy bunny, hot topic, kinda cute, kinda dumb, pastel

Moody Bunny (kinda cute kinda dumb) Hat

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Killer Kate Hat
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Description: With a skinny but thorny stem, birdlike-luna moth wings and a snake’s mouth full of rosebud tongues and tendrils, “Kate” is simply beautiful and full of venomous warning. Inspired by a friend in recovery who asked me for a painting that portrayed them in my style.

Tags: addict, addiction, bird, cycles, kate

Killer Kate Hat

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Coffin Lenore Hat

Description: Roman Dirge’s Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl cover/fanart

Tags: coffin, cute little dead girl, halloween, horror, lenore

Coffin Lenore Hat

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Angler-Siren Hat
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Description: A misleading but alluring lonely siren in the deep sea of depression, lays atop her pile of cigarettes with sharp teeth, bright tail and mermaid hair. She calls you to the bottom of a bottle, begging you for company and compliments.

Tags: angler fish, aquatic, booze, cigarette, death

Angler-Siren Hat

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Zedusa Hat
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Description: Triple faced self portrait with snake dreads and spike collar

Tags: gorgon, greek mythology, medusa head, reptile, snake

Zedusa Hat

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Psycho Doughboys Hat
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Description: Fanart of Jhonen Vasquez characters the Psycho Doughboys of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

Tags: doughboys, fanart, invader zim, jhonen vasquez, mister fuck

Psycho Doughboys Hat

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SQUEE Hat
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Description: “Squee” fanart of Jhonen Vasquez

Tags: comic, goth, invader zim, jhonen vasquez, jthm

SQUEE Hat

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Devi Doll Hat
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Description: “I Feel Sick” by Jhonen Vasquez fanart

Tags: comic, doll, i feel sick, invader zim, jhonen vasquez

Devi Doll Hat

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Mosey Beat Hat
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Description: All seeing beet design for local punkadelic jam band tearing up NEPA music scene

Tags: beat, beet, eye, hippie, jam

Mosey Beat Hat

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Mikelmintz Hat
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Description: Peppermint schnapp demons escaped from their bottles

Tags: candy, candycane, cute, demon, devils

Mikelmintz Hat

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Joseph Hat
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Description: Zaddybutter Original painting. Cleaned up digitally: An angry tentacle doodle from my feels trip the other day at T-Mobile. Joseph probably just needs a nap. He’s a lot cuter when he’s quiet, we know.

Tags: joseph, lovecraft, monster, rain, storm

Joseph Hat

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Nailbunny Hat
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Description: Comic fanart of Jhonen Vasquez’s Nailbunny (JTHM)

Tags: bunny, comic, fanart, homicidal, invader

Nailbunny Hat

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Suckers in Love Hat
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Description: My tentacle couple design cleaned up even more from its original paintings to a cute tattoo flash inspired design.

Tags: aquatic, couple, cute, heary, lovers

Suckers in Love Hat

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Glizzy McGuire Hat
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Description: Silly fusion of a hot dog and early 2000s Disney TV star, Hilary Duff

Tags: disney, glizzie, hilary duff, hot dog summer, mcguire

Glizzy McGuire Hat

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Vape Life Hat
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Description: Brought to you by my iconic partner Joe Dirty, ready to leave the house with no phone, money, ID or shirt, but still has his vape so he’s good If you identify as this Zelda reference, this one’s for you vape queen

Tags: cloud king, joe dirty, vape store, zaddybutter, zelda

Vape Life Hat

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Grand Reopening Hat
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Description: The Anarchist Closet punk rock thrift shoppe celebrates their eviction by doing the same things bigger, better, dumber, and with more staff - The Most Hated Store in the Burg

Tags: diy, punk rock, tank girl, the anarchist closet, zaddybutter

Grand Reopening Hat

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Comin’ OUT da Closet Hat
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Description: Zaddybutter original design with rainbow juggalette made specifically to vend Pridefest “above ground”

Tags: closet, gay, juggalette, punk rock thrift shoppe, rainbow

Comin’ OUT da Closet Hat

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Spank Me Irish Hat
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Description: Pasty Irish booty flash tattoo style with orange & green lingerie

Tags: butts, dropkick, erin go braless, heart, tattoo flash

Spank Me Irish Hat

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Katelyn Miller BBO 4.0 Hat
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Description: Our girls annual birthday merchandise

Tags: birthday girl

Katelyn Miller BBO 4.0 Hat

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Booger Hat

Description: Caricature of that pogo kid & zaddybutter in front of The Anarchist Closet store logo

Tags: anarchy, pogo, punk rock, stroudsburg, zaddybutter

Booger Hat

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Megan Morbux Hat
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Description: Hausa baby with a third eye and fairy wings

Tags: eye

Megan Morbux Hat

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Pumpkin Fly Trap Hat
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Description: Cartoon of a Halloween toy; three Venus fly traps inside a jack-o-lantern pumpkin with a banner that says “Feed Me Candy & Call Me Pretty”

Tags: audrey ii, candy, cute, feed me seymour, jackolantern

Pumpkin Fly Trap Hat

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Wanna Date? Hat
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Description: Patty Mullen pop art from 1990 horror/comedy Frankenhooker!

Tags: comedy, horror, patty mullen, prostitute, wanna date

Wanna Date? Hat

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The Thing What Lives Hat
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Description: Digital art. The disembodied head of my roommate, AKA The Thing What Lives in My Closet AKA Sage (the non-binary shapeshifter). Resident at The Slagg.

Tags: daddybutter, demon, girl, horror, sage

The Thing What Lives Hat

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Lava Jaw Lamp Hat
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Description: Acrylic cleaned up/digitalized. Disembodied eyes and jawbone floating in a groovy gooey lava lamp.

Tags: bone, daddybutter, eyeball, halloween, jaw

Lava Jaw Lamp Hat

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Pussoir Salad Hat
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Description: Acrylic painting. Brightly colored bowl of tentacles, eyeballs and plants.

Tags: daddybutter, eyeballs, lovecraft, plants, salad

Pussoir Salad Hat

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Tentacle Couple Hat
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Description: Acrylic painting. Two brightly colored tentacles kissing. Heart-shaped suckers, with twirling hair bow, and a top hat/bow tie/monocle combo.

Tags: couple, cute, daddybutter, lovecraft, spoopy

Tentacle Couple Hat

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Filthtraction Hat
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Description: Digital media. An old school television broadcasting surf goth band Filthtraction.

Tags: awful, band, daddybutter, goth, horror

Filthtraction Hat

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Mr. Gosh Hat
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Description: Acrylic painting. Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl had a boyfriend named Mr. Gosh. He loved to no avail. Fanart of Roman Dirge’s amazing goth comics.

Tags: comics, daddybutter, goth, lenore fanart, mr gosh

Mr. Gosh Hat

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Pixie the Bandit Crochet Hat
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Description: Support my friend’s crochet! Kim’s a wizard.

Tags: crochet, daddybutter, fairy, pixie, wizard

Pixie the Bandit Crochet Hat

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Cutiepie Clown BabyGirl Hat
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Description: Digital art, shy rainbow brite pigtailed clown girl adorned in hearts.

Tags: babygirl, clown girl, cute, halloween, insaneclownposse

Cutiepie Clown BabyGirl Hat

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