ZED-S

Description: Sometimes you can just slip up on a banana peel and- oh snap! Y'all got the 'betes! Luckily we live in an age where it is a very treatable condition. This shirt is for those who want to feel like they want to put diabetes in its place. Note: this version is for darker color shirt colors- please see the dark text version for lighter shirt colors.

Description: DiabetesNUTS - (dark text version) Sometimes you can just slip up on a banana peel and- oh snap! Y'all got the 'betes! Luckily we live in an age where it is a very treatable condition. This shirt is for those who want to feel like they want to put diabetes in its place. Note: this version is for lighter color shirt colors- please see the light text version for darker shirt colors.

Description: This Pride Month, pick a shirt that says exactly what you're about!

Description: You know the deal, you find a cool thing, flip it over and THIS jerk's there. Well, what's the curse this time?

Description: Yeah well, Gavin, i'm somewhat of a dragon too!

Description: A shirt for when you need to remind friends to stop being idiots and be a bit nicer to Bubble Dragons specifically. (Note! Design not recommended for brighter colors fabrics due to small white lettering.)

Description: Feeling a little punk today- this design goes out to the folks who bust their butts reporting, expressing their passion outside of the norm, in the most punk way how. No real joke here other than word play, but sometime life is about the little things. :)

Description: [insert witty description for a shirt that says BUTT ROCK, nice one Zap, take the day off!]

Description: The space one, you know? With You Get to Burning? Wait, why are you giggling?

Description: Probably not one to wear in polite company, or Japan.

Description: We are not kidding. If you get it, GOOD for you!

Description: I mean, it was RIGHT THERE.

Description: I saw some hotdog car today, and then i went home and made this shirt.

Description: Wanna stan your fave Yakuza character, your fave JRPG series, your fave Yakuza character whomst plays your fave JRPG series? This shirt should cover those things nicely! Dark colors recommended!

Description: YABAKICHI! The call of frustration from Keima Amemiya, Gamer Detective- as lovingly translated by Kevin Frane on Translator's Notes. Share your Shibuya pride, and shout out to the heavens in frustration too!

Description: The shirt you need when you need to let your friends know you're about to go off about that speedy comic- you know, the one published by Jughead's pal. Well dip my princess in time juice! Lemme tell you about this one guy....

Description: Yeah, I LOVE Journey To The West. What on Earth did you think I was talking about?!

Description: If you need to find some fun friends at a room party, we have the shirt just for you!

Description: Be the change you want to be in the world and wear a piece that says 'yes, I WILL be that person.'

Description: Oh hey this is a funny shirt right? But maybe you should try to feed the mimic, what's the worst that could happen? It IS a shirt, isn't it?

Description: Ugh- what even is worth getting for food any more? Fuck it- let's get Hardly's, they don't care either.

Description: My name is Buck and I like to pan fry shrimp in some garlic and butter, maybe finish it with some parsley. As a seafood, it's good as a side for steak, or to include with a creamy pasta sauce, or on its own with some veggies. Also I like to have sex!

Description: With this shirt, you can stan your fave caiman himbo and let sorcerers know they can fuck right off!

Description: This shirt will make you the World's Okayest Dad. Simple As.

Description: I made a shirt, it says "Butt Stuff", enjoy.

Description: Show support for your fave band- now playing as Club Titiboo!

Description: Show the world you are the greatest fan, in preparation of the 35th anniversary of those Super Marlo Siblings!

Description: Hey bro, let's get some wings from that other place, Tooters!

Description: Let out your inner beastperson, while not letting people forget your love for outdated PC graphics modes!

Description: Yes, I know which anime you're talking about. The one with the Plan To Eradicate Dragonkind? Great Anime. Son Erdrick is a badass.

Description: Look man, we've all watched Beastars at this point. I think it's time we celebrate the UNBRIDLED sexual frustration this show throws at us for 12 episodes.

Description: Look, the 90s were a thing- we're not sure why Mr Blobby became a thing, but here he is, haunting us all. Be the talk* of the party with this identifier that you know your British cryptids. *We can't guarantee it will be good talk, but here we are.

Description: You a toon and need some butterfly to know what your business is in Toontown? Please make sure this shirt is printed only on dark colors for the design to show correctly.

Description: Love oom-pah? Love 80s fusion new wave? Then support a band which clearly should not exist! :D

Description: Parody of the old Ganbare Goemon titles. Full translation: "I'm sorry, I farted. A Mysterious Wind Blows South!"

Description: Sometimes, we all need a little reminder to be better people.