ZED-S

Description: DiabetesNUTS - (dark text version) Sometimes you can just slip up on a banana peel and- oh snap! Y'all got the 'betes! Luckily we live in an age where it is a very treatable condition. This shirt is for those who want to feel like they want to put diabetes in its place. Note: this version is for lighter color shirt colors- please see the light text version for darker shirt colors.

Description: This Pride Month, pick a shirt that says exactly what you're about!

Description: As summer turns to Fall, and even Winter, be safe in the knowledge that there is a comfy mug for your every day needs. This is the kind of mug that says 'Yes, I AM ready for the workday. Bring it on, bozos!'

Description: You know the deal, you find a cool thing, flip it over and THIS jerk's there. Well, what's the curse this time?

Description: Yeah well, Gavin, i'm somewhat of a dragon too!

Description: A shirt for when you need to remind friends to stop being idiots and be a bit nicer to Bubble Dragons specifically. (Note! Design not recommended for brighter colors fabrics due to small white lettering.)

Description: Feeling a little punk today- this design goes out to the folks who bust their butts reporting, expressing their passion outside of the norm, in the most punk way how. No real joke here other than word play, but sometime life is about the little things. :)

Description: [insert witty description for a shirt that says BUTT ROCK, nice one Zap, take the day off!]

Description: Probably not one to wear in polite company, or Japan.

Description: We are not kidding. If you get it, GOOD for you!

Description: I mean, it was RIGHT THERE.

Description: I saw some hotdog car today, and then i went home and made this shirt.

Description: The shirt you need when you need to let your friends know you're about to go off about that speedy comic- you know, the one published by Jughead's pal. Well dip my princess in time juice! Lemme tell you about this one guy....

Description: Yeah, I LOVE Journey To The West. What on Earth did you think I was talking about?!

Description: Some wall art for when you need to stan your fave Pizza Cat. :3

Description: If you need to find some fun friends at a room party, we have the shirt just for you!

Description: Be the change you want to be in the world and wear a piece that says 'yes, I WILL be that person.'

Description: Oh hey this is a funny shirt right? But maybe you should try to feed the mimic, what's the worst that could happen? It IS a shirt, isn't it?

Description: Ugh- what even is worth getting for food any more? Fuck it- let's get Hardly's, they don't care either.

Description: My name is Buck and I like to pan fry shrimp in some garlic and butter, maybe finish it with some parsley. As a seafood, it's good as a side for steak, or to include with a creamy pasta sauce, or on its own with some veggies. Also I like to have sex!

Description: With this shirt, you can stan your fave caiman himbo and let sorcerers know they can fuck right off!

Description: This shirt will make you the World's Okayest Dad. Simple As.

Description: Look, the 90s were a thing- we're not sure why Mr Blobby became a thing, but here he is, haunting us all. Be the talk* of the party with this identifier that you know your British cryptids. *We can't guarantee it will be good talk, but here we are.

Description: Parody of the old Ganbare Goemon titles. Full translation: "I'm sorry, I farted. A Mysterious Wind Blows South!"

Description: Sometimes, we all need a little reminder to be better people.