Just one shiny nickel will buy you a peek at the most extraordinary of exhibits, the most stunning of spectacles, an ostentation of stupefaction! Just walk this way and feast your eyes ladies and gentlemen, let the show begin!
In a distant wood, there lives a bear. He guards his treasured honeypot against all manner of beast, and steels himself for battle. They come all at once, with bared sweet teeth and hungry bellies. He stands and spreads arms wide saying, "Come! Come and try! Today is a good day to die!"