zawitees

Description: Felines knows how to spend their nine lives and one of the best ways is, for sure, to nestle comfortably amidst the pages of a great book adventure

Description: Science makes me numb

Description: Forget the maps, follow your instincts and live one day at the time

Description: How to deal with adulthood: lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot.

Description: Exploring the internet since last century

Description: You live everyday

Description: Spread kindness and reap love!

Description: Game mode: adulting

Description: Sorry, I'm an indoor's explorer

Description: "Wow, it's nicer than I expected."

Description: Is it a bird? Is it an airplane? NO, it's Super Mom! Great gift idea if you've a super mom hero in your life (your mother, wife, girlfriend, friend or even yourself!)

Description: Come to the dark side of humor. We have sarcasm!

Description: But really, WTF?!

Description: Sunglasses and pastel suit included!

Description: "I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong." The perfect shirt for the masters of sarcasm, irony and all the another type of clever languages.

Description: To the edge of the universe and back. Endure and survive

Description: I need to pet a cat to recharge!

Description: I'm the best at nothing does

Description: I'm the best at nothing does

Description: I can make everything, but first i need to cry

Description: The greatest deals of all the time! Custom plutonium powered delorean

Description: Nobody goes off-trail, and nobody walks alone

Description: "I don't roll on shabbos!"

Description: my presence is my only gift to you

Description: The Dude abides

Description: Is it dead? Is it alive? Both! It is a zombie!

Description: All mushrooms are edible, but some are only once

Description: I'm broke but still hot... Like a delicious ramen with sarcasm sauce!

Description: I'm not gonna stop until I've reshaped this world to look just like me

Description: A perfect balanced diet spread on bread

Description: Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come

Description: Go smart, go sloth

Description: When life gives you lemons, add tequila, ice and make some margaritas!

Description: You've got a friend on me

Description: Be an adult is scary aff!

Description: Social interactions make me 50% nervous and 50% panic