Cards
I Will Put You In The Trunk And Help People Look For You Don’t Test Me Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold and colorful “Big Fan of Human Rights” design featuring oversized retro typography, a vibrant rainbow, sparkling stars, and vintage halftone texture. The playful 70s-inspired aesthetic combines warm earthy lettering with cheerful pastel colors, creating a positive graphic centered on human rights, equality, freedom, and social awareness
Description: A playful retro dinosaur design featuring a cute red dinosaur with vintage halftone texture and bold typography inspired by the classic children’s song “If You’re Happy and You Know It.” The humorous “Clap Your... Oh...” message gives it a fun, quirky twist that works well for dinosaur lovers, kids-at-heart, parents, teachers, and fans of nostalgic vintage graphic tees
Description: Lake America Vintage Outdoor Badge — a retro-inspired mountain lake design featuring rugged snow-capped peaks, pine forests, a peaceful alpine lake, sailboat, compass, and classic “LAKE AMERICA” lettering. The distressed screen-print texture, earthy cream, green, black, and orange tones create an authentic vintage Americana camping aesthetic
Description: A bold 90s hip hop-inspired typography design featuring the phrase “INTROVERTED BUT WILLING TO DISCUSS 90’S HIP HOP” in oversized, distorted vintage lettering. The rough distressed texture, uneven letter shapes, and monochrome cream-on-black color scheme create an authentic old-school rap, underground mixtape, and vintage streetwear aesthetic
Description: A bold vintage-style graphic featuring a wild, mischievous raccoon with its tongue out and paws raised, paired with the statement “UNHINGED AND FERAL.” The distressed retro typography, sunset stripes, and lightning details create a rebellious, humorous outdoor-inspired aesthetic
Description: Professional Snack Tester is a fun retro-inspired food design featuring a vintage bag of chips with scattered potato chip pieces, bold distressed typography, and a classic screen-print texture. The playful phrase “Professional Snack Tester” makes it perfect for snack lovers, foodies, junk-food enthusiasts, and anyone who proudly considers snacking a serious skill. The nostalgic green, yellow, and red color palette gives the design a charming old-school aesthetic that works especially well on casual T-shirts, hoodies, and gifts for friends who love chips and snacks.
Description: A funny vintage-inspired Halloween design featuring a cute cartoon ghost with a surprised, unimpressed expression and outstretched arms. Above the ghost is a bold speech bubble saying “BOO!”, creating a playful ghostly reaction that feels both spooky and humorous. The distressed halftone texture, warm orange accents, cream tones, and bold dark outlines give the artwork a nostalgic retro screen-print and vintage Halloween aesthetic. The character has a simple, expressive cartoon style that makes the design easy to recognize and perfect for seasonal apparel.
Description: A playful retro vintage illustration featuring a cheerful, anthropomorphic burning toast character surrounded by flames, a warm sunset-inspired striped background, and dark pine forest silhouettes. The distressed texture, bold typography, earthy colors, and screen-print aesthetic create a nostalgic 70s–90s outdoor graphic vibe. The design captures the feeling of being “Burnt Out But Optimistic” — exhausted but still smiling, resilient, and keeping a positive attitude through the chaos. Perfect for fans of quirky food characters, campfire and outdoor themes, vintage distressed graphics, retro humor, and uplifting sarcastic quotes.
