Crewneck Sweatshirts
Description: “Classically Trained Engineer” featuring a vintage slide rule—the original analog calculator. Perfect for mechanical engineers, retired engineers, engineering professors, STEM professionals, and old-school problem solvers trained before digital calculators.
Classically Trained Engineer Slide Rule Mechanical Analog Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: “Guess I’ll Do It Myself—Martha Problems,” inspired by Mary and Martha in Luke 10:38–42. A relatable Christian joke for busy women of faith, church volunteers, Bible-study groups, and anyone who always ends up doing everything.
Guess I’ll Do It Myself Martha Problems Bible Humor Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Alcoholic And Autistic I’ve Got The Ism and The ‘Tism Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: A relatable funny quote for introverts, shy people, socially awkward friends, overthinkers, and anyone who feels uncomfortable at parties and social gatherings.
Sorry I Was Super Weird And Quiet At Your Party Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Description: Someone Just Called Me A Bitch I Needed That I Was Starting To Think I Lost My Spark
Someone Just Called Me A Bitch I Needed That I Was Starting To Think I Lost My Spark Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Well Shit - Skeleton Dropping Coffee - Halloween Funny Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
I'm Just The Girl Version Of My Dad Better Hair And A Little Meaner Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Don't Party with Me If You Have Plans Tomorrow Funny Quotes Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
Trumpkin Orange On The Outside Hollow Inside - Halloween Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35
God Is Testing Me And I Have Not Studied Raccoon Crewneck Sweatshirt
$28 $35