Vanderpump Merch

Because we're Bravoholics and #TeamAriana, plus Schwartz & Sandy's is a dumb name so we fixed it for accuracy.

It's all happening

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

You're not important enough to hate. Sit Down! Funny Vanderpump Rules quote Classic Lisa Vanderpump against Stassi Schröder on Bravos Pump rules

And, by the way, IT’S NOT ABOUT THE PASTA!

Lisa Vanderpump from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

DJ James Kennedy strikes again!

Tom Sandoval Scandoval Vanderpump Rules

You love Vanderpump Rules, so you're always mentally in the back alley at Sur Restaurant but you'd like to say it in a sophisticated way, of course.

Don't sass Queen Stassi!

James simply can't control what he says (and we love it). It's like his filter is perpetually on vacation, leaving him to spew words that range from hilariously outrageous to downright offensive. Love him or hate him, there's no denying that James Kennedy's lack of control over his own mouth is a spectacle worth watching. Amen he is TEAM ARIANA

Ink and collage illustration inspired by the model/actor Schwartz from Vanderpump Rules.

Vanderpump Rules Cast

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Katie from Vanderpump Rules.

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Stassi from Vanderpump Rules.

Tom Sandoval, the notorious Scandoval, has taken to a whole new level. TEAM ARIANA. Tom Sandoval has proven that he isn't even a pretty face. He is shitty AF.

Worm With a Mustache Vanderpump Rules quote

TEAM ARIAN FOR THE WIN. Dodged a HUGE bullet Screw Tom

now it's time for a little Vanderpump Rules and some pasta...

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Scheana from Vanderpump Rules.

I'm the number one guy in this group! Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor quote. Great for the number one guy in your group with a little too much self confidence. Get this for your arrogant friend - your numero uno!

LISA VANDERPUMP QUOTE

We're not calling him D&S, but Tom Sandoval doubled down on being a cyst male multiple times. If you say so, boo!

Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Team Ariana Vanderpump Rules

classic

#1 Guy in the Group

Ink and collage illustration inspired by Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules.

Lisa Vanderpump sticker

"She's like a very stupid demon." Lala Kent on Vanderpump Rules, coining the new Bambi Eyed Bitch

Ink and collage illustration inspired by James from Vanderpump Rules

For the most dedicated Vanderpump Rules fans...

ink and collage illustration inspired by Jax from Vanderpump Rules

Babe, I Was Born Cool - inspired by Ariana on Vanderpump Rules